King of the Hill

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

i give Thor an offering of ham he accepts it and falls into slumber i then get struck in the back by nemesisQ I fall over and nemesis hacks off my limbs i manage to jump using my teeth i hit nemesis with my head he gets knocked out, I tend to my wounds with my teeth i then drag myself to the throne and pull myself up.


i claim the hill.

My new power has awakened, and i can now rapidly regenerate. A light from heaven beacon on my unconscious mind. I then slowly levitate towards devlin unconsciously, I slap you with a fryin pan, and made you fly 100,2050234,52340235 km away.

I claim the hill.

i fly into the atmosphere the force of gravity carries me across the world i hit nemesis with a mind blowing hit he dies and i land on him in the throne, i take a deuce on his dead body then push him aside with my head.


i claim the hill.

My rapid regeneration instantly brought me back to life, I took devil's head and slam it on the ground, his body disintegrated, and now there is nothing left of him.

I claim the hill.

i become a parasite and take control of your body i therefor become you.


i claim the hill(in your body).

I use king disposition from one piece, and repel Devil mind control, and crushing him in to dust.

I claim the hill, oh wait, i am on the hill.

i bring in a devil army and we raid your throne as i am beginning to sit on the throne a devil puts a crown on my head, they treat me as their king.

i claim the hill.(and a devil army).

My stunning performance at the hill gave me a reputation as a the "Warrior of the Gods", i have now sided with Thor, Jesus, and Zeus. The holy army marched towards devil's army, wiping them out completely.

I claim the hill.

your sig is "i love to spam" that makes you die.




i claim the hill.

I took Auger's weapon, and killed you with it.



I claim the hill.

i take Zaraki Kenpachi's weapon in its full form.(also all his power but not the eyepatch) i then kill you.


i claim the hill.

I tell Zaraki where you and his sword are.



I claim the hill, now a crater surrounded by fire, 5 minutes later.

i walk up and hand you pills you are looking at them when Loius begins to run at you, you throw them but your to late and loius hits you it does 100 d20 +9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9and so on about 20 more you die.


i claim the hill.

I tell your mother the despicable things you have been doing, and she drags you off the hill by your ear.



I claim the hill.

I kill my mother with a broken lawn chair then come back to do the same to you. I succeed.

i claim the hill.

I kill you with a non broken lawn chair


I claim the hill

While you guys are bickering, i walk up and... Claim the hill

I end you by hitting you with the "end" key off of a keyboard.


I claim the hill.

I walk up and start yelling at you, you get annoyed and walk away.


I claim the hill.

A summon a female version of Elmer Fudd, devil got tempted by her appearance, and walked off as a new couple.

I claim the hill and announce you two husband and wife.

I use the distraction of the wedding to break your neck like Sam Fisher.


I claim the hill

I tell "elmer" that you want her to have some "private time" with you. She carts you away to your jacuzzi of love, then her bedroom of love.



I claim the hill.

I bend reality to switch places with agentaaa, his head is snapped instead of me.

I claim the hill.

I don't get in such an outrage when MY neck is snapped, like you wamby pamby losers, and shoot you both with dracon beams, reducing you to a few atoms of your former selves.



I claim the hill. Not to mention squeeze in an animorphs reference.

... I'm stand in the distance with column, both of us laughing at agentaaa as he's drenched in a mental delusion of his: "thought he had", victory, he is even walking around saying something like " wamby losers", "dracon beam" and "claiming a hill?" I took pity on him, and summon Tifa from FFVII, they fell in love with eachother, and are now coupls for the rest of their life, after Tifa made him swear to never claim the hill.
I summon Rinoa from FFVIII, column and Rinoa fell in love and are now couples for the rest of their life, after Rinoa made column swear to never claim the hill.
I summon Ikaros from sora no otoshimono, Devil and Ikaros fell in love and are now couples for the rest of their life, after she made him never to claim the hill.



They all live happily ever after, and to never join this game again.
I, Nemesis, claim the hill, done with absolute victory.