King of the Hill

by ToaKaita47 Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:14 am

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:40 pm

You can't steal it, it has been eaten, then Broken over agent's head.
Also, I throw Aloe all over you.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:58 pm

I regenerate from the wounds given to me by NemesisQ and then I claim the hill because I destroyed you with...
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Vanilla Ice!
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What? that's what you guys were expecting, right?

by Nut_Column Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:07 pm

Little did you know, I am immune to white Rappers, (andIquiteenjoythatsongIdon'tknowwhyeveryoneseemstohateit) and I destroy you With SCIENCE!

I claim the hill. Because SCIENCE LOVES ME!

by **agentaaa** Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:29 pm

I use MAGISCIENCE to blast a fire beam on your couch.

I then claim the hill because I destroyed you with magical fire.

by devilslayer Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:04 pm

I steal goku's grand slam and tell him you did it he gets pissy and totally destroys you.

i claim the hill.

by NemesisQ Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:23 am

I showed goku a recorded video of you doing his grand slam, and he gets really pissy and shreds you to pieces before you die, then destroy you with a spirit bomb.

I claim the hill

by devilslayer Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:59 am

i backstab you and rip you apart because you decided to be a copycat rather than make something original happen.

i claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:01 am

I backstab you for thinking that what Johnson did was not original, when in fact it's a clever play on words and what you did, therefore being creative
I then dislodge my spine out of boredom

I claim the hill.

by devilslayer Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:37 am

I walk up and use your spine as a club and break your legs and kill you, unfortunately its like gta where nomatter what I do you survive and are healed by the doctors I kill you 50 times before I finally kill all the doctors that are trying to save you.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:11 am

Unfortunately, those doctors were actually illusions, due to the drugs I gave you. In bed.(That is to say, I stabbed you in the leg with a needle while you were sleeping.). I then beat you to death using my spine as a club, using magic to make it fly to the hands of it's true master.

I claim the hill.

by **Angusm3** Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:55 pm

I kill you with atomic fart

I claim the hill

by Nut_Column Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:04 pm

I light a match, and, since you produce Methane in an Atomic Fart, everything explodes. Except me, because I'm awesome liek dat.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:52 pm

I have green hair, so screw the rules, I'm claiming this hill!

by Nut_Column Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:54 pm

Screw the Rules, I have money! The Hill is now a valley. I claim the valley!

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:11 pm

I glue you down with superglue so you can't move. I then turn the valley back into a hill using the power of one of Chuck norris's beard hairs. I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:19 pm

I use my money to become unstuck, then I jar you while holding the beard hair, making it explode you and only you.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:25 pm

little did you know, i am truly Jar-man, and you not only gave me the power to survive that blast, but also to obliterate you by crushing you with a giant jar.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:31 pm

I *censored*, then *censored* you to death.

I claim the *censored* hill

by **agentaaa** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:40 pm

*Censored#$%@$#%#%@$%#@@%@@$%@@$%#@$%#@$%#@Censored*

*Censored*(loosely translated as "I claim the hill)

by Nut_Column Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:11 pm

Using my MacGuyver skill. Hrmm... I'll need a paper clip, an elastic band, A pencil, and A long Range Missile Launcher.

I claim the hill

by NemesisQ Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:23 am

I throw a rotten potatoe at you.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:09 am

I throw a healthy potato at you. That is also radioactive. And has mutated into a potato monstes that rips off your head.

I claim the hill with my pet potato monster.

by Nut_Column Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:30 am

I boil it mash it and stick it in a stew. I then pour the hot stew all over you.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:46 am

I hit you with a baseball bat.
"Baseball bat" here meaning "Spell which creates a gigantic inferno over the spot you were just standing, before flash-freezing the contents, followed by the ice and everything trapped in it shattering in tiny tiny pieces

i claim the hill

by Nut_Column Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:58 am

I drank my Bonk! Atomic Punch! Making everything you just did miss. I the hit you with my Baseball bat (read:It's a baseball Bat.)

I claim the hill

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