King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

The flooding erodes the hill, drowning you instantly, I canoe over to the majority of what's left

I claim the hill

I use a war canoe to bring apache fighters to kill you, which, being trained apache fighters, they do.


I claim the hill

i bring in a star wars frigit it destroys your appache helicopters and your canoe.


i claim the underwater hill.(its in an underwater dome i made labelled ATLANTIS.).

(Lol, I meant the native people, not the helicopters. Why would helicopters need a canoe?)



You disturb cthulus rest and he destroys you




I claim the hill.

(Sorry about the misunderstanding agent but the frigit still kills them, and who is cthulus?)


I apologize and tell him you helped before i die, i return and find the hill sitting under cthulu i then do an indianna style swith and pull out the hill replacing it with one that's exactly the same, i take the hill abourd my frigit and take off.


I claim the hill.

1. It's spelled Frigate* Honestly... And Aboard*
2. Haven't we already explained Cthulu to you? And more than that, what's wrong with google?
3. That was an imaginative way to get the hill were it not for the fact that...


Cthulu uses his octopus tentacles to grip onto the real hill without you noticing and switches it back once you stop paying attention. He travels with you for the poops and giggles. You are now trapped on a frigate in space with Cthulu, have fun.

I claim the (slightly slimy) hill.

I throw a bile bomb on column, and a raid of flesh eating zombies swarm around you, relentlessly ravaging on your body, and gnawing on your bone . ( devil is one of the zombies)

I claim the hill

I take a reed from the legend of zelda: twilight princess and i use it to call in a giant falcon on you it picks you up and carries you to its nest, I then call another falcon to carry the hill (and me) to its nest i then get the bird to think I am it's baby so it will protect me. (I am now in a giant tree with a giant falcon and little baby giant falcons (which are bigger than humans) protecting me in the nest.)


I claim the hill.

I use Jedi Mind trick to brainwash the giant falcon into thinking your a snake, and devoured you whole.

I Claim the hill.

i wear a tinfoil hat to protect me from Jedi ambilical mind trick i then slice the bird in half with a light saber and then i use the choke hold force on nemesis to kill him i then murder the bird with there own ambilical cords, which for some reason are still there.

i claim the hill.

I made a deal with god and came back to life, i then kidnap Braden, bring him into the forum, and made devil crap himself. Devil's pride is broken and no longer have any morale to stay on the hill.

I claim the hill, and summon all the 12 captain lvl death gods to defend me from any attack.

I sit on Duke Nukem's throne it is so epic that it makes me epic I then use that epic power to make you and your death gods explode I then make Duke Nukem's throne the new hill and I make the old hill explode.



i claim the hill/throne

I bend reality, and switch places with Devil.

I claim the hill

Duke Nukem sees you on his throne, he dislikes this he gets mad and shoves you back inside your mother.

Duke Nukem claims the hill.

A bunch of hot girls go by in a bus he runs after it and gets in with them and leaves.

i come back to life.

i claim the hill, without doing anything.

Devlin minds is engraved with the thought of victory so much, he forgot to sit on Duke Nukem's throne. I then reborn as a toddler and sit on Duke Nukem's throne, and use it's godly power's to send devil in a black hole.

I claim the hill.

i use BOLD LETTERING MIXED WITH CAPS LOCKS THIS COMBINATION IS SO EPIC YOU DIE


i claim the hill.

Devil exploded in his gibberish, I win by default.

I claim the hill.

i become a rat and give you a deadly disease you run to the doctors.


i claim the hill.

The doctor gave me a vaccine, i am now immune to diseases for the rest of my life. I go back too the hill and sat on the rat, then i released gas.

I claim the hill.

I rip a chunk out of your po-ta-toe, you run off in sadness.

i claim the hill.

The potatoe had maggots in it, Devlin is scourged by them and lay on the ground motionless as a white insect crawl out of his mouth.
I ran in sadness for Devlin reckless action before i could warn him, then I...

I claim the hill

I play scare it brings me back to life i then use scare to scare you to death.


i claim the hill.

A storm came and struck devil, turning him into crispy bacon.
I smelled bacon, and ran back to the hill to eat it.

I claim the hill.

i throw a pig you smell it and chase after it right as you are eating it a bunch of hindus see you this offends them and they kill you.

i claim the hill.

Thor is angered by your derogatory, sinful actions on bacon and nuke you with his god size fist.
Thor brought me back to life.

I claim the hill with new powers.