King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

i bend reality and make get myself from an alternate dimension to come in and claim the hill as i currently could not. the alternate me goes up to you and starts to sing peanut butter jelly time, you get hungry and go to make yourself a sandwhich, get tired and fall asleep while making the sandwhich, i laugh and put your hand in a glass of warm water, you piss yourself.


alternate dimension me, claims the hill.

(Omg, i can't believe you declined my generous offer, have you seen Ikaro's in sora no otoshimono? Search her up, you won't regret it. Make sure theres no teacher around)

*in the future*

I am still claiming the hill unchallenged.

(no i am still with her, i took myself from an alternate dimension to claim the hill.)
i challenge you, you run away in fear.


i claim the hill, or at least my alternate dimension self does.

( Then you shoulve made a eternal bind to never join the game, omg)

I travel through parallel universes and started to conquer each and every single hill through those universe, and each time bring back more advance technologies.

I claimed all the hills

i destroy all universes except one, i then report back to myself that is married that it is going good, i find you and give you sleeping pills you fall asleep.


i claim the hill.

All my alternate universe self's dodged. They then team up and kill any trace of devilslayer.



I claim the hill.(well, every me except me)

i get permission from my wife to play these forum games. I then make the universe proper so that there is only one of each person, column and agent are still stuck with there wives so it is now me and Nemesis Q we are about to fight when Nemesis notices that it is 5 o clock and yells oh God i have to sleep and runs home.


I claim the hill.

when you go to make the universe proper, we dodge. We t hen come back and kill you again.


Every me but me claims the hill again.

i lock all of you except the real you in a parellel dimension.

i claim the hill.

(Okay, first, you all broke the promise your wives had you abide, so why are you all here?! )

Devlin had locked himself out of the parallel dimension, he may never go back in. I use by parallel traveling abilites to conquer the entire parallel world.

I claim the hill.

Everyone on the hill explodes in a nuclear bomb-like fashion, while a giant energy storm annihilates the parallel world.

I claim the (sole) hill.

Nemesis stood picking his nose, while watching sith dwell on his victory.

Flashback: * Nemesis poured a white powder into siths tea before he could Nuke the parallel worlds*

Sith is now warped on the thought of winning, Nemesis walked towards him and kicked him down the hill, rolling towards the depth of it. He got rid the Nuke bomb and...

I Claimed the hill.

The hill is attacked by a horde of zombies, I fire a railgun through the entire horde with one slug

I claim the hill

I walk up to Angusm3 and hit him just between the eyes with a zombie corpse.


i claim the hill.

(It's only my alternate, not me. I'm following rules.)

We dodged all that, and kill Devlin by beating on him with spoons


Every me but me claim the hill.

A particle uplink cannon blast hits the hill, unfortunately there is a liquid tiberium cache underneath the hill and so it destroys half the earth
I turn into a visceroid and...

I claim the hill

i dont understand how this is working, i get mad and turn into the hulk and kill all agents except the real one i then turn back and destroy the hill i take the particles of the hill and take out and life form i then mold the hills particles into a new hill away from everyone else.


i claim the rock/hill.

All my alternates come back as molten. they then destroy the hulk Devilslayer and take the new hill.


They claim the hill.

your clones being molten destroy the hill, i then pour ten gallons of water on them after they cool down they become the new hill, I destroy the life from them so they cannot automatically control the hill because they are the hill,they are no longer the hill.


i claim the hardened molten hill.

Unfortunately, molten don't get cooled by such meager amounts of water, and merely fooled you into thinking they were cooled and dead. The molten hill comes alive and eats your soul.


I claim the hill.

ok i pour an etire oceans worth of water.


i claim the underwater hill.

The molten saw through your clever plot and built a lava ocean, which dissolves the water quickly, and then you.


we claim the hill.

i drown the planet in water extinguishing the planets lava.

i claim the now deep underwater hill.

I counter drown the planet in more lava

We claim the now deep underlava hill

i get a lava suit and take the hill to Umbra.


i claim the hill.