Corrupt-A-Wish

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

Granted, however, Quantum sees this, and takes away your modship.


I wish Agent wasn't a mod.

granted, however, he technically isn't one now, so he teleports you to YO MOMMA!


I wish for THE MOMMA!

granted, you will now die if you eat any of your favourite foods, also your now allergic to food, deathly allergic, as in instant death whenever you eat food.


I wish I was a giant tank (off of left for dead) who could delete pipe bombs, molotovs, guns, ammo, doors, survivors, infected, rooms, and pretty much anything else that I didn't list right there.

angus will get a lol from this.

Granted, however you go into third person, and you delete yourself.

I wish I didn't keep deleting the world when I play L4D.

granted, now you delete THE UNIVARSE!!1!


I wish for a monkey's paw.

Granted, It does not grant wishes, it just makes everyone hate you.


I wish Agent always had that monkey paw and couldn't get rid of it.

granted, but you realize nothing's actually changed for agent, and you just wasrted your wish.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" You yell into the air



I wish for Nutty to yell "PAAAAAAAAAAAW!" into the air

granted,
Nut_Column(yell): PAAAAAAAAAAAW! then you turn into a nestle crunch bar

I wish I eat the nestle crunch bar

granted, it turns into me again while I'm inside you, and you asplode.
All I can say is... eww.


I wish I got a towel to clean up the blood

Granted, but the towel is covered in Boomer Bile, and it lands on your face. You probably swallow some of it too. Ew...


I wish my Mug full of water would stop melting my ice...

Granted, now you have a mug with just a solid unmelting chunk of ice in it, you try to show it off to make money with "incredible unmelting ice" shows but you eventually end up destitute and satan makes a deal with you so that you can get back on your feet again, but then he takes your first born when she turns 18 and you get her back by pretending to hang yourself so that some other guy does all in your imagination. Then you explode.

I wish for minecraft 1.8 final to hurry up

granted, it hurried. Unfortunately, the update is now an update to tell you that minecraft is a cancelled project and that the game will now self-delete from your system.


I wish to own gears of war 3

Granted, everyone you know loses all respect for you. Then they go out and buy it too. Except me, because I DON'T OWN A 360!


I wish I owned an Xbox 360.

Granted, it conks out after 1 year despite only being used like 7 times

I wish my xbox 360 was less flimsy

granted, it will now last for one single second longer

I wish my gaming equipment was SIGNIFICANTLY less flimsy

Granted, it will last for 3600 seconds longer and not a millisecond more.

I wish morrigan would stop disapproving of everything I do

Granted, now Morrigan disapproves of everything you don't do.



I wish I knew who Herobrine was...

Granted, he is enderman prime, he pwns you in your sleep

I wish for non linear levels to work (and I may just have a solution)

granted, they work...In MINECRAFT!!!!!



I wish for my cat to stop literally pushing her way onto my lap.

Granted, now she pushes you out of your chair.


I wish my dog wouldn't take up half the bed despite being barely 1.5 feet long...

Granted, he sleeps on your pillow.

I wish the end of the month would come sooner so that I could give someone a prize

granted, but noone's submitted anythin.



I wish the outcomes of my wishes didn't always suck.

Granted, now they only suck 99% of the time. The other 1% completely epic, but get edited away soon afterwards.


I wish a Giant Anchor would fall somewhere not on me.

Granted, unfortunately, right as it fell, you took a relaxing vacation to the island paradise of "Somewhere not on me". Hilarity ensues as you call 9-1-1 about being stuck underneath an anchor on somewhere not on me, and they hang up soon after, thinking it to be a big joke.


I wish this was the "King of the hill" section

Granted, I claim the hill.



I wish it wasn't the "King of the Hill" Section.