Corrupt-A-Wish

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

Granted, It is the size of your fingernail. Then it explodes. Also, an anvil falls on your head while Nelson Laughs at you.


I wish I could laugh like Nelson.

granted, You laugh so suffocate and then the real nelson laughs at you.




I wish I wish that I could think of a wish.

Granted, you make a wish to think of a wish, then you realize that

























...Your head is being mashed in with your spine by some kind of dark cleric...

I wish we still did DND

Granted, i ruin the game and everyone quits.


I wish i was not a meat shield in dnd.

Granted, now you are the designated sacrificial subject

I wish the scare beta had more development time

Granted, but your computer crashes due to a rogue virus that you accidently opened, you lose all the scare developement software levels and everything also the disks and flash-drives stop working and you have no way of getting back the data.

I wish angus took off that offensive picture he put on his sig wirhout my permission involving him shooting an arrow through my head. (OOC But seriosly please remove it and ask me next time you want to put up an image or something involving me or my name.).

Granted, instead, it's a rocket exploding on your head.

I wish for a decrease in hostilities.

Granted, hostilities decrease, however HOSTILES increase and all of our houses are blown up by terrorists

I wish for my sig to not be true

(Seriously, though, Angus, stopdoing stuff like that or I'll be taking some action here. Know your limit, and play within it.)

granted, all your signature is nazi propaganda, and you can't edit it anymore. we all laugh at you for having a sig with fat hitler in it.

I wish for an INCREASE in boondocks episodes

granted, however you get the odd feeling you have seen those episodes before then you realize the "new" episodes are really re-runs in disguise.

I wish I had a disguise.

Granted, you now have a "devilslayer" disguise, which allows you to impersonate devilslayer.


I wish I had a disguise of someone besides myself or Devilslayer.

granted, you now are disguised as devilslayers annoying cousin you cannot change out of the disguise, you are stuck like that forever.(mwahahahaha).


I wish I was epic.

Granted, you are epic. Epic fail anyway.

I wish for an epic fail pic from icanhazcheezburger.com.

granted, but it appears in your stomach, making you suddenly full. this happens during dinner, and your parents get angry with you for wasting food, and not eating half your dinner, due to your sudden fullness. When you go to sleep that night, they decide rather than keep a college fund for an ungrateful child, they're going to vegas. Leaving you there without explanation. also, you get a paper cut on your wrist, so that sucks too.

I wish for a non cliquey knight.

Granted, you get an bad [censored] Jedi Knight that slices you to pieces. His name is Leo.

I wish for less criticism on cliched stuff.

granted, but you get more criticism on cliqued stuff.


I wish Quantum understood that I know what Cliched and Cliqued means

granted, he also learns everything else and rubs it ion you face that he knows everything, he uses his infinite knowledge to destroy the hill and take over the world.

I wish for the number 6.

granted, it fills your mind with more information than it's ever had, making it asplode from overload, changing you into a cheese sandwich.



I wish for a soldier

granted, he is a complete dumb [censored] he gets himself killed by his own grenade leaving you without a soldier also without a leg.

I wish for a www.

granted, you get a www.painandtorture.com


I wish for a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

Granted AND NOW YOU'RE THE GUY WHO EVERYONE KNOWS GOT HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN BY LEMON GRENADES.

I wish I knew cave johnson

Granted, you end up being the reagent he needs to make COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS, THAT'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!


I wish for a child's laughter

Granted, you are so happy you run around and sprain you ankle you go to se the docter and find out you sprained your ankle, you go home and are accused of burning down three house with lemons, posting and watching kidie porn and holding a childs laughter hostage you go to court and are put in jail for a lifetime but get the death sentince, right before they hang you, you see angus, nemesis and I in the crowd smiling at you, its the last thing you see.



I wish child pornography was gone, also for the death sentince to come to anyone and everyone who supports child pornography in any way.

granted, but they're too broad about the word "child pornography" and everyone who so much looks at a child dies. this includes mothers, doctors, etc. which makes it very difficult for society.


I wish devilslayers didn't exist.

granted, you are so happy you run around and get hit by a car you die a very slow and painful death.


I wish people would not make rude wishes like that.