Corrupt-A-Wish

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

(Sylar can't die LRN2GOOGLE!)


Since Sylar can't die and can use telepathy, I stop Homosexual Man and force him into Devil's room. I then Lock the doors and Block all the windows. Also, he can shapeshift, so I make myself look like me again. Also, To grant the wish, a bag of potatoes drops onto Devil's head, knocking him out.


I wish Devil would stop trying to rape people to death...

granted, he now stabs people to death.


i wish column was no longer sylar.

granted, now I AM!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!


I wish for a fudge brownie.

Granted, It is "Green Fudge" and your Dad... Erm... I dunno... Eats it before you? I don't know your Dad that well...


I wish Scott would show up for DND or at least give an excuse as to why he didn't...

Granted, he tells you that he was at his college doing his sociology course. Unfortunately, that was the password to awaken all soviet sleeper agents, and you happen to be one of them. You kill us all in thermonuclear war.


I wish Nut_Column would understand I'll still be there friday.

granted, however he doesn't understand why you weren't there on Tuesday.


I wish batman would bow down to my awesomeness.

granted, he bows down saying " I never knew there was someone able to attain that level of obesity without dying, truly you are awesome.
shortly afterwards, you die to extreme morbid obesity


I wish I could quickly reply to stuff on the forums here... a "Quick reply" if you will...

Granted, g0w3v3r iT P0sTs A11 U4 P0stS L1k3 DD1S!


I wish It was easier to type things while tired.

granted, but it's practically impossible to type things while fairly awake now.


I wish I had a cool hat.

Granted, it is for your least played class on TF2

for not wishing, you've been put into a slave market, and bought by homosexual man to give you freedom. You feel gratitude for him saving you, however, and feelings erupt from there...


I wish I could claim the hill for more than a few seconds at a time

Granted, you claim the hill for a few minutes

I wish Agent would not be such a baby!

granted, now he's incredibly old and crankier than ever.


I wish I knew why everyone else seemed so inferior compared to me.

Granted, it's because they're plotting against you and your time has come...


I wish I could Plot against someone.

granted, but you can only plot on how to get them to eat cheese.


I wish I was allergic to cheese.

Granted, I plot to make you eat cheese, and it works. You die because I plotted so well!


I wish Plotting didn't sound dirty...

granted, now it sounds nasty


I wish Dirty and nasty were no longer considered synonyms.

Granted, They blame their troubles on you and you feel terrible.


I wish hats on TF2 were more exciting!

granted, but now the action is less exciting.


I wish action was more exciting.

Granted, but now Comedy is less funny

for not wishing, you get to be nappa for the rest of your life. Unfortunately, you become nappa just as he asks vegeta about whether he remembers "The bug planet"



I wish for more nappa in DBZ Abridged

there is a lot more Nappa, but he's a ghost... OR IS HE?!?!?!? DUN DUN DUNNN DUNDUNDUDNDUNDUNNNNNNN

I wish for more goku in the tfs abridged series, seriously where is he?

(half dead in a healing pod).
granted, but they take out Guru's dialogue to give him the screen time.


I wish for AngusM3 to kick that bird's [censored].

Granted, now there's no more censoring of Ugly Girl's Privates. You go blind.


I wish that I wished all those times that I didn't wish.

granted, but I get pissed by having to edit all those posts, and ban you over a minor matter shortly after.


I wish for a minor matter over which to ban someone.