Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

by **Angusm3** Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:46 am

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

by **agentaaa** Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:38 am

Granted, there is now cake, but rather than appear where you are, it appears near one of your cake allergic relatives.

I wish for E

by **Angusm3** Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:41 am

Granted, you get much E and fall into a coma for several years

I wish I had more pocket knives

by **agentaaa** Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:28 am

granted, they come at the cost of your immortal soul

I wish for G

by **Angusm3** Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:11 am

ranted, you et all the " "'s in the world and nobody else can use them

I wish I had a job

by **agentaaa** Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:15 pm

granted, the job is cleaning up animal poop while in warzones.

I wish I knew why Angus thought corrupt a wish was losing its luster for me as of late.

by **Angusm3** Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:57 pm

granted, It's because you're wishing for letters on your keyboard instead of thinking up stuff

I wish for a windows XP virtual box that I could infect with viruses I write

by **agentaaa** Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:50 pm

Granted, but the virtual box was really in your heart all along. the heart you just infected with viruses....

I wish for Courage

by **Angusm3** Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:51 am

granted, you have the courage to jump off of a bouncy castle and land ON KITTEH

I wish i knew why my computer speakers, my dads computer speakers, my alarm clock, and my ipod all made this same weird noise for no reason at random

by **agentaaa** Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:15 pm

Granted, you find out it's because ghosts invaded them and started to do this to you to screw with you before eating your soul

I wish That the internet wasnt for porn.

by Nut_Column Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:42 pm

Granted, It's for MOAR PR0N!

I wish I had MOAR!

by **agentaaa** Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:02 pm

Granted, you now have "MOAR!" Angry cats clawing you

I wish for LESS!

by Nut_Column Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:27 pm

Granted, You now have LESS Blood, by which I mean you have none. Because I stole it. Because I'm a vampire. With Angry Cats which are my Friends.

I wish I had the Pick of Destiny!

by **agentaaa** Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:32 am

Granted, but why are you wishing for a magic toothpick?

I wish for the GUITAR pick of destiny

by devilslayer Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:49 pm

Granted, you get run over by a crowd of people that want the chips, you no longer have the chips and everyone laughs at you.

i wish for this site to be more like the scooby doo tv show.

by NemesisQ Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:47 am

Granted, The Gathering has become a scooby doo tv show. Everybody dislike this change and left the second they open the page.

I wish I could sleep for the rest of my life, without time to consider at all.

by **Angusm3** Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:05 pm

Granted, you COULD sleep for the rest of your life if AGENTAAA AND ANGUSM3 AND NUT_COLUMN WERE NOT BEATING ON YOUR DOOR MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for moar kitteh

by NemesisQ Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:09 pm

Granted, 1,000,000 kittehs appear on the ground, but they are highly aggressive, and they are not fimiliar with your presence, so it is only natural for their reaction in this dilemma is to attack you, raking your skin away to the very bone.

I wish for AK-47.

by **Angusm3** Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:15 am

Granted the Kalashnikov is in the hands of a mobster and he shoots your brains out

I wish I owned a kalashnikov

by NemesisQ Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:09 am

Granted, you now own a Kalashnikov, but it has been cursed, it grants misfortune and downfall to all who own's it. It will make the owner cross dress, and sing the cheesy Barney song, then they will die 4 days later in a accident.

I wish I owned a great axe.

by devilslayer Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:58 pm

granted, you but it on a high shelf and as you are staring at it there is a minor earthquake the earthquake is just enough to push the axe, it falls on you head, quite comically too.

I wish the death penalty was brought back.

by NemesisQ Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:39 am

Granted, upon the crime of your birth, you are executed.

I wish the death penalty was not brought back.

by **Angusm3** Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted, instead they introduce the extremely painful torture chamber penalty and due to not wanting the death penalty (which is now against the law for some reason) they sentence you to the torture room for 99 years

I wish I knew how to model and rig a biped in blender

by **agentaaa** Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:05 pm

granted, but you don't know how to export it to anything, and can not use the models for anything. also, your farts will never make a sound again

I wish I was on the USS thunderhawk

by **Angusm3** Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:27 pm

Granted, you are instantly demoted to junior cadet and when you go on your first mission to prove yourself worthy of being an ensign you accidentally have your atoms scattered throughout space

I wish you would post on the thunderhawk

by NemesisQ Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:28 am

Granted, But the thunderhawk in the legend is infuriated. It came to your house and ripped it to pieces, and taking you away, feeding you to her babies.

I wish I own a spaceship

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