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Post by devilslayer on Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:59 pm

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:13 am

Mega man. All the way, mega man. stuff that has difficulty harming a furry hedgehog is gonna bounce off a guy made of metal.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:40 pm

Erm... I think you're supposed to submit a new battle...

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:27 pm

you can, but you do not have to, I THINK.


Alright then, green man, I got one right here for you!

Chef gordon ramsey Vs. Bobby Flay(also a chef) BAM!

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Angusm3 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:44 pm

Ramsey, if you mean in a fight ya [censored]IN' WANKAH

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:46 pm

hmmmm... More fire is available, and the Ents don't have a dam ex machina, so, Sauron, but both his armies and his strength would suffer terrible blows.


A drunken dwarf vs. a mentally ill elf.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:46 pm

Well, what is the nature of the Elf's Mental Illness? Is it alcoholism? Schizophrenia? Sadism? Because If it's the latter, I think the elf might win. Also, are we talking Tiny Elf or Lord of the Rings Elf? On the other hand, the Dwarf might just be immune to being drunk, and might be as industrious as ever. I'm going with Elf because Legolas could totally kick Gimli's Rear End.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:19 pm

Don't kid those guys. Alcoholism isn't a mental illness. You need medication to get rid of illnesses. You just need to pull yourself out ofg the gutter to avoid alcoholism.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:33 pm

Fireman haz axez0r! Paramedic haz... Bandages! And Needles!... and... uh... Fireman wins...

3 Year old vs Child-proof Cap!

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:32 pm

the three year old has no limit on what it can destroy, given time....

A potato with tiny legs versus a grapefruit which emits amounts of slightly toxic poison when it's scared.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by devilslayer on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:58 pm

i dont think potatoes are able to be killed by toxic poison so potato + potatoes are awesome, also i dont think grapefruits get scared. PO-TA-TOES.


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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:58 am

Actually, these grapefruits can.

Anywho, epicness always beats awesomeness. Awesomeness eventually fades, epicness does not.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by devilslayer on Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:41 am

PSG1 vs dragunov SVD

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:11 pm

Well, off the top of my head, the Drugunov is a Long range Rifle, whereas the PSG1 is a... SMG? And Rifles Pwn SMG's?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:44 pm

in a long range setting. in an urban area, the SMG will tend to win.
Perhaps we should have to specify areas as well?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:46 pm

NOWAI! 1QUICKSC0PEUN00B!!1!one!!2!~!!

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:59 pm

Lol. I love killing noobs that noob scope. Anyways...



Batman vs. the sasquatch, in a arena which neither one will attempt to escape, of a circular shape and 200 meters squared in diameter.

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Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:01 pm

Erm... A fight to the death? Because I thought Batman doesn't kill people

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:09 pm

He does for this thread!
also, can you really consider a sasquatch a person? Anymore than a tiger or lemur? Or a platypus. God those guys are awesome.


You know what? after this fight?
Platypus vs. beaver.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking bout.

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Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:13 pm

Okay, Batman has Speed, Technology, Smarts... Well... A sasquatch is probably pretty smart too... but still, they can... Hide well?

I'm gonna go ahead and say Batman uses his Batarangs to cut the sasquatch a new breathing hole in the top of his neck. Also, he takes a little off the top. He cuts it pretty close... He makes it a close shave... He Makes it by the hair on the Sasquatch's chinny chin chin, which is on the floor.

Batman wins.

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Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:15 pm

alright then.
You know the next match-up
Platypus vs. beaver
near a pond, by the riverside

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:18 pm

Platypus lays egg!
Beaver is Confused...
Platypus Shows off fur!
Beaver Kills itself in confusion!

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Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:21 pm

Don't forget the terrible poison of the platypus

You know

the one that makes you get in MORE PAIN from EVERYTHING that touches you?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:32 pm

The poison is Unnecessary.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:39 pm

Of course it is, and that sadistic playpus, watching with it's cold, somehow mammalian eyes knew it. It did it anyway, though. And why? Because it enjoyed the simple pleasure of causing pain to another lifeform.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:12 pm

Ahh, the lovely Platypus...

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