better warrior.

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Chuck norris or darth vader

Mega man. All the way, mega man. stuff that has difficulty harming a furry hedgehog is gonna bounce off a guy made of metal.

you can, but you do not have to, I THINK.


Alright then, green man, I got one right here for you!

Chef gordon ramsey Vs. Bobby Flay(also a chef) BAM!

Ramsey, if you mean in a fight ya [censored]IN' WANKAH

Sauron VS an army of ents (not saurumon we know how that went)

hmmmm... More fire is available, and the Ents don't have a dam ex machina, so, Sauron, but both his armies and his strength would suffer terrible blows.


A drunken dwarf vs. a mentally ill elf.

Well, what is the nature of the Elf's Mental Illness? Is it alcoholism? Schizophrenia? Sadism? Because If it's the latter, I think the elf might win. Also, are we talking Tiny Elf or Lord of the Rings Elf? On the other hand, the Dwarf might just be immune to being drunk, and might be as industrious as ever. I'm going with Elf because Legolas could totally kick Gimli's Rear End.

Don't kid those guys. Alcoholism isn't a mental illness. You need medication to get rid of illnesses. You just need to pull yourself out ofg the gutter to avoid alcoholism.

Fireman vs. paramedic.

the three year old has no limit on what it can destroy, given time....

A potato with tiny legs versus a grapefruit which emits amounts of slightly toxic poison when it's scared.

i dont think potatoes are able to be killed by toxic poison so potato + potatoes are awesome, also i dont think grapefruits get scared. PO-TA-TOES.


awesomeness vs epicness

Actually, these grapefruits can.

Anywho, epicness always beats awesomeness. Awesomeness eventually fades, epicness does not.

PSG1 vs dragunov SVD

Well, off the top of my head, the Drugunov is a Long range Rifle, whereas the PSG1 is a... SMG? And Rifles Pwn SMG's?

in a long range setting. in an urban area, the SMG will tend to win.
Perhaps we should have to specify areas as well?

NOWAI! 1QUICKSC0PEUN00B!!1!one!!2!~!!

Lol. I love killing noobs that noob scope. Anyways...



Batman vs. the sasquatch, in a arena which neither one will attempt to escape, of a circular shape and 200 meters squared in diameter.

Erm... A fight to the death? Because I thought Batman doesn't kill people

He does for this thread!
also, can you really consider a sasquatch a person? Anymore than a tiger or lemur? Or a platypus. God those guys are awesome.


You know what? after this fight?
Platypus vs. beaver.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking bout.

Okay, Batman has Speed, Technology, Smarts... Well... A sasquatch is probably pretty smart too... but still, they can... Hide well?

I'm gonna go ahead and say Batman uses his Batarangs to cut the sasquatch a new breathing hole in the top of his neck. Also, he takes a little off the top. He cuts it pretty close... He makes it a close shave... He Makes it by the hair on the Sasquatch's chinny chin chin, which is on the floor.

Batman wins.

alright then.
You know the next match-up
Platypus vs. beaver
near a pond, by the riverside

Platypus lays egg!
Beaver is Confused...
Platypus Shows off fur!
Beaver Kills itself in confusion!

Don't forget the terrible poison of the platypus

You know

the one that makes you get in MORE PAIN from EVERYTHING that touches you?

The poison is Unnecessary.

Of course it is, and that sadistic playpus, watching with it's cold, somehow mammalian eyes knew it. It did it anyway, though. And why? Because it enjoyed the simple pleasure of causing pain to another lifeform.