better warrior.

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Chuck norris or darth vader

eventually, you need to post a match-up, cal.

Mother brain versus OOT link, who has all upgrades, and motherbrain having both her little zebetite installation and her body upgrade ready.

OKAY I WILL POST A MATCH UP!

*ahem* Mother brain versus OOT link, who has all upgrades, and motherbrain having both her little zebetite installation and her body upgrade ready.

Happy now?

YOU JUST STOLE MINE! YOU'RE BEING DELIBERATELY LAZY!
...whatever, just post your opinion on the topic already.

Seeing as OOT Link wouldn't be able to beat anything unless the upgrade to beat them was 5 feet away, I'd say Mother Brain, that said, if he had said Macguffin, he would win. Quite simple really.

kirby vs sauron. (remember kirby can steal saurons powers.).

Every time Sauron would try to hit Kirby off, he would just float back to the platform. Every time. You Can't Kill Kirby. Seriously... Or maybe I'm just bitter from SSB... Kirby wins.


Also, if we're going silly, I say A Nintendo Gamecube that has become animate, vs a Nintendo Gamecube Controller.

well, I'd say stalemate, since the Gamecube still has no form of movement capability, and the controller is not animate to use it's rumble function to attack with. then again, the gamecube is trabbed in an immobile hell, unable to do anything, forever, so in a way it loses. poor guy.

:/ Fine then, A battle between them, for durability.

My gamecube works fine.

My original gamecube's controller's control stick broke after 6 years of heavy use. the wii/gamecube controllers I bought later broke down in months, however. The remaining controllers I have either have sticky buttons or something has broken on them, though some of that's due to my own problems. (Of course the handle on ym tiny controller will break if I start to slip on it and slide the length of the room on it like a skateboard).

So, both get kudos points, but the gamecube itself gets this one.

lol, your battle?

Koodo vs. sasktel

SASKTEL IS FROM SASKATCHEWAN! SASKATCHEWAN IS FOR LOSERS! SASKTEL IS FOR LOSERS!

Then again, Koodo has those annoying Wrestler Ads now... Hrmm...

say one more thing about those clever and funny ads and I shall have to show no mercy...


Captain crunch vs. Erin Esurance.

Erin Esurance has Po- erm... /Inappropriate/ images of her in the internet. I've never seen CC... Images...


I think Erin wins.

Hey, hey, we're talking combat ability, not their sexiness in porn images.
Though, if it were the sexiness in porn images, she'd definitely win. Not that I know from experience or anything...


but I'm pretty sure we can automatically count out the old guy with the white walrus mustache

Fine then, CC "Crunchifies" her. With his ship. Whilst Erin Hawks an Insurance ad at the camera. He wins.

...bah.


A letter "A" in bold, with moving capability, against a letter "B" in italics with similar capabilities.

A Advances, B Blocks, A Attacks, B Blocks, A Arranges, B Bludgeons, A Atrophies, B Bests!

A bulky physicist with a rock vs. a frail biologist with a guard dog.

frail biologist, because the physicist probably couldn't take the dog down fast enough to live with a rock.

Theoretical physicist with a crowbar vs an entire alien army and it's super powerful mutant overlord

Unless the theoretical physicist with a crowbar gets a save system, I can't see him beating them. If, somehow, he could revive, learn from his mistakes, and then go on in a level, however...


Jedi with lightsaber against a mage with one cast of magic missile.

Magic Missile can't miss, but can it be deflected?

No, however, it can be dispelled.

Then, I'm giving it to the Jedi, Seeing as One Magic Missile isn't going to do a whole lot if it doesn't hit him head on, whereas a Lightsaber can be used again and again and again and again and again...

hmmm... Then we must ask whether a magic missile keeps going after being fired? especially if the mage is dead.