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Post by devilslayer on Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:59 pm

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:49 am

A duck vs. a guy who's drank 6 beers.
The duck is larger than average, and the place they're fighting is near a lake.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:55 am

Well, The guy would fall over, most likely into the lake, while the duck hit him with his beak.


Duck wins.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:29 am

duck vs. Canadian geese

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:21 pm

Canadian Geese are the Gangsters of the Migrating Bird Scene. They would totally annihilate that poor duck, and then they would steal it's money and use it to buy Guns to Rob a Convenience store, while playing Loud Obnoxious Music the whole time.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:50 am

A football player versus a tiny guy with a small knife.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:14 pm

Well, what position is this football player in? Kicker? Quarterback? Left tackle?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:11 pm

uhhh... Let's say blockingback.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:05 am

:/ Then the football player charges, gets stabbed, falls on top of the other guy, and dies. The other guy, trapped underneath so much weight, also dies. Nobody wins! Or, I guess the football player died first so... Small guy wins?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:16 am

well, to be fair, a wound from a knife stab kills someone quite slowly, while the guy getting crushed would die much quicker, so give it to the football player.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:14 pm

Alright, Football player wins because he's rich!

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:54 pm

A house cat versus a small pack of rats, in a dark forest, and the two having to find each other's positions.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:40 pm

Cat wins.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:44 pm

...explain your logic, so that we can understand how you made that decision.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:15 pm

*sigh* I thought it was painfully obvious. The cat is practically Bred to hunt rats, which, being quite smelly, the rats that is, are easy to track. They also don't have much for offense, other than their knack for carrying diseases, but those wouldn't kill the cat for a while, if at all. Their only real strength would be their speed at running away, in which case I would count it as a win for the cat. If it was a large enough pack then they might be able to overwhelm the cat and simply crush it under their weight, but then we might as well give it to ants or something. Speaking of which...

Anteater vs Giant Ant.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:21 pm

anteater's proboscis only works on ants of a certain size. if it's too large for their tongue, they got nothing.
Giant ant.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:22 pm

What if this Ant was made up of smaller ants?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:26 pm

Anteater. anteater all the way.
it's only got one job: eating small ants. it better [censored] well be good at it.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 pm

Excellent...

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:55 pm

A plate of beef stroganoff, against a can of spam, both of which have become animate due to a wizard's spell, and are fighting on the kitchen floor.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:53 am

Spam has the benefit of being Malleable, and nobody wants to eat it. (I don't know why, I like SPAM) That said, Beef Stroganoff has a stronger Flavour as far as I know. Is the Can of Spam Open?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:51 am

(another person who enjoys eating spam. Excellent. I especially like how it's greasy enough I can just put it on the pan and not worry about it sticking.)
The can of spam is not, in fact, open, but the "Key" is still attached to the can in plain sight.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:49 am

Well, the can can't really open itself can it. That said, it would have much more resilience that way. I would give it to SPAM.

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Re: better warrior.

Post by devilslayer on Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:10 pm

3 raptors vs 4 wolves

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Re: better warrior.

Post by agentaaa on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:00 am

What kind of raptors? Are we talking tiny velociraptors or the gigantic, JP level of huge Utahraptor?

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Re: better warrior.

Post by Nut_Column on Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:26 am

I say raptors because Jurassic Park Taught me to fear them.

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