Angusm3 says Hi

Hello
I am blue Popo and I'm here to talk to you about Angusm3
He has recently joined your forums and-
NO
what?
NO, Prepare to be assimilated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH

*Angusm3 walks in*
WTF happened here?!
ok anyway, I am Angusm3, my other forum is kind of... dead, so to speak though not literally
so then I found this one with the fine help of Agentaaa

I know some C++, I can script fluently in FPI, I'm currently working on a game codenamed SCARE and....
well, that's pretty much all for now

By "fine help" you mean "by stalking him with a passion, finding every site he belongs to in order to make a complete psych profile you shall use to your own twisted ends".

Anyhoo, glad to see you here...

by "help" i meant you saying ANGUSM3 JOIN THE GATHERING
and HAVE YOU JOINED THE GATHERING YET?!

for several days

hey,
A. i said that to calum, not you. you just kept overhearing
b. You are a person whose title starts with an h

B) your title begins with 're' and ends in 'tard'

B) if you cant think of a more subtle way ot put it, you really are an h
Second off, bring your friends to the site.

I don't know wtf an "H" is
I don't insult people in a subtle manner
if i have a problem i come right out and say it, as you have seen

well, i have no problem, i simply like throwing insults.
Now, H, is the starting word for a term known as "homosexual" Homosexual is a word which definition is "of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex" as well as "of, relating to, or involving sexual inercourse between persons of the same sex"

so, now you know wtf is an h.

Hey hey hey, no hate/flaming/discrimination here. ANother post like that and Im going to lock.

Sorry about the last post, a friend of mine got onto the comp, and thought it would be funny.
I have since informed said friend that
A) this is a forum account of mine and that he shall not be posting on it before
and B) While it may have been a funny joke, not to post it here.
Sorry about that, since it was basically due to me leaving the window, and my account open, its still kinda my fault.
Shall i just delete the post?

...Uh, anyway, hey Augusm, don't worry about the Borg, they're just passing through...I hope...

I assure you, the borg are merely passing through. matter of fact, ignore any signs the other way. we-i mean they- have no wish to assimilate your biological and technological distinctiveness into out- i mean, their own, nor do we- i mean they want to adapt your culture to service them.
so, if on the off chance you see a fleet of em coming your way, dont worry about it.
You can trust us-i mean me

....translating that to English it would be the equivalent of saying:
We will assimilate you, as they already assimilated me while I was typing this message.

So in other words, just run.

agent you're scaring me

No, there is no need to run. There is ZERO chance I will come closer, assimilate you, and use your help to assimilate the rest of civilization. absolutely zero.

I'm afraid i am already invulnerable to being assimilated, I am part of species 8427

this is what happens when the borg and my species meet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4LR6Ev27FQ