King of the Hill

by ToaKaita47 Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:14 am

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:03 am

Little did you know I missed on purpose, for I have a special medallion that gives me a +100% to hit!
I hold out my hand, and in it is a booger.you go "ewww, that's gross!" and run away, afraid, as I chase you with it.

It was really just my clone though, and I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:25 pm

I do a backflip and break your clone's neck as I land on his shoulders, I then sever his hand with the booger in it, Magnetize it, Load it into a rail gun, then fire it at you from five feet away.

I claim the hill

by NemesisQ Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:19 am

Due to some flaw in the law of the universe you missed your target. The booger flew to a contaminated, radioactive pool of nuclear waste. From it, it emerges as a colossal size booger-zilla, that behaves somewhat like Nut_column. The Booger-zilla shot dozens of booger bullets at everybody, killing agent and column. I survive, due to some flaw in the universe.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:05 am

I walk over, say "OK, now, this is just immature. you know that? All this is immature" And, shamed, all booger-related things disappear. I then beat you and Nut_Column to death with a pool noodle.

I claim the hill.

by NemesisQ Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:13 am

My very own customize pool noodle became a supple lightsaber. I then charge towards Agent and slash off his laughable, and childish looking pool noodle. Agent became depressed and walked solemly down the hill.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:46 am

Little did you know the depression was a ruse, as I waited for my pool noodle to take it's true form, that of the pool noodly dragon, and pick you up with it's noodly claws before shoving you down it's noodly throat to gain the noodly victory.

I claim the hill(noodly)

by Nut_Column Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:19 pm

I use the only weakness of Pool noodles, Dryness, against your dragon which shrivels up and becomes nothing more than a pile of foam, which I melt and make into a lightweight gun, which I use to shoot you. With bullets I made from it as well. They are lethal somehow.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:00 pm

I use a playtastic potato gun to shoot you dead. Except it doesn't work, because it's not a very strong potato gun. I throw the gun at you, however, and since it's made of heavy metal, that worked much better.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:07 am

I catch the potato gun, change a few things, and launch an RPG at you.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:01 am

I beat the RPG in a few seconds, being quite skilled at that genre of game, and then take all the high-class equipment I farmed for, equip it and kill you with my Masamune +100

I claim the hill

by NemesisQ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:00 am

I do a chuck norris round house kick, wiping out everything in the perimeter.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:57 am

I use aeroga magic to increase my speed and then dodge, before using ars arcanum to but you in pieces. I then heal using curaga, and end my blatant kingdom hearts 1 rip-off.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:06 pm

Disney and Square Enix Read your post, interpret it as Copyright infringement, and sue your arse off. Then they beat you to death with your own money.
I watch all this and laugh.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:09 pm

the pure evil radiation disney creates everywhere it goes resurrects me with power over the darkness. I trap you in a portal to hell, before closing it, and claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:25 pm

Heh... Heh heh... A Portal to HELL You say...

I TAKE OVER HELL! MUAHAHAHA! I THEN TAKE AWAY YOUR POWER AND ADD IT TO MY OWN! I THEN TAKE YOU AND COMPRESS YOUR ENTIRE BEING INTO A SINGLE POINT AND HURL IT INTO A STAR, WHICH I THEN COLLAPSE INTO A BLACK HOLE! I CLAIM THE HILL! HAHAHHAHAHAHA-*cough cough* *ahem* Yes.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:49 pm

little did you know, I was sent to heaven as a result for some reason, and absorbed the power there. Due to the fact that Chuck Norris is, in fact, christian, I end up far more powerful than you and Break your face with my fist.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:46 pm

Little did you know, I took a lesson from agent smith, and, with a little reversal of his teachings, Take over your body. I am now you.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:48 pm

unfortunately, I am the one, and you disappear as a result of what you do when my body breaks you in a million pieces. then, regular me gets better, and grabs a pipe wrench.

I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:20 pm

I reform out of my small bittyness like a Terminator would. I take your pipe wrench and make it into a poor example of Modern Art. Using your face. I call it "World's worst Plumber" Starring your face. And the rest of you I guess.

I claim the hill.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:24 pm

little did you know that my pipe wrench listens to me and me alone. "Go!" I say, and it attacks with it's deadly hydro cannon attack, before hitting you with it's special "tailgate" attack. You end up being no longer able to battle, and the victory goes to me. I pat the pipe wrench on the head, as it yips "Pipewrench! Pipewrench!"

I claim the hill

by **Angusm3** Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:14 am

Boromir uses "snatches the wrench" it's super effective! Then I use my level design contest attack and you get sick and become enable to fight

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:13 pm

Luckily, I bounce back after a good long 14 hour rest, and I stab you with a toothpick, causing you to giggle. Boromir is sickened by your unmanliness and lops your head off your shoulders. He then tries to kill me for the same reason, but I teleport him into an asteroid field(Like they could have done for the saiyans! WHY DIDN'T THEY!)

by Nut_Column Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:56 am

While you're distracted with teleporting Boromir, I sneak up and dig a 20 foot pit behind you. I then Force Pull you into said Hole. I then cover the hole with Rocks and Boulders. I also make acid rise up from the bottom of the hole.

I claim the hill

by **agentaaa** Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:50 am

little did you know, my parents weren't kidding at the dinner table when they said "He'll eat anything, and I ate the rocks, boulders, and acid. Of course, I can't actually handle digesting any of those as a human, so I die.
I magically get better, though, and then I eat your face, which apparently causes you to die. Isn't that funny?
I claim the hill.

by Nut_Column Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:52 am

As soon as I respawn, I realize something... You're eating faces, getting better after dying... YOU'RE A ZOMBIE! I throw Healing items at you, whilst casting Curaga, and using my medigun on you. I also, shoot your head with my sniper rifle.

I claim the hill

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