King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

I claim the hill

You eat spam, spam, chicken, and spam you choke and die.

I claim the hill.

I team up with devilslayer and we both claim the hill from agentaaa

I claim the hill

I build a fortress fitted with sniper towers, barracks, unbreakable walls, giant locked door, 1,000,000 soldiers and agentaaa proof guards, it looks like the great city of Troy.


We still claim the hill.(on the thrones i built).

I decide I've been hiding too much of my true magical power, before coming to your fortress, electrocuting your entire complement of soldiers, breaking the earth underneath your walls with Gigantic energy blasts, Unlock your locked door using my magic push uber version to force it open, and as for the AgentAAA-proof guards... well, let's just say they learned the true meaning of the saying "Make something AgentAAA proof, and they'll just make a better AgentAAA." marching into your throne room, we briefly sword fight, before I disarm you, and stick your soul into The lowest level of hell, where you are tortured personally by satan(Shout out to my homie the s-man there). From there, I rebuild the fortress with nunemorian black Iron, unbreakable by mortal hands, and fill it with fierce (Smart, not arik's) Orcs and powerful lightning elementals.


I claim the hill (and your lives... MWAHAHAHAHAHA)

I was cloaked the whole time with the dead ringer, you threw a ragdoll into hell. Angusm3 backstabs agentaaa so hard that no razorback could stop the blade with a crit knife.

I claim the hill

I laugh, as the knife goes through my body, the damage healing almost instantly. Turning around, I grab your skull and crush it, using nothing but my hand's brute strength. Later, I use your skull as a drinking glass, which ends up making me allergic to dogs somehow.


I claim the hill

It begins raining cats and dogs, literally, and by "cats" I mean "bigger dogs" they ll live when they hit the ground and run after you, chasing you from the hill.

A pack of wild dogs claims the hill

I throw glorified catnip over the hill, and by 'catnip' I mean large t-bone steaks, which they chase after.

I claim the hill.

I eat one of the steaks, increasing my power to maximum, before turning the lot of you into smurfs. I squish you all before putting you on a necklace, which I give to devil, telling him "It's just some blue clay."


I claim the hill

I get ubered by a random medic and use my brass beast to annihilate you and most of the hill,

I claim the pieces of the hill that are left

unfortunately, it seems your medic decided to "meet the sniper" but instead it turned out to be "meet the sniper's bullet heading for your skull.". now that you are no longer being ubered, I show off my chicken power by first grabbing a chicken and then using it as a gun to fire eggs at high speed. one hits you in the head, and your head explodes in a mass of blood and yolk.

I Claim the hill

I walk in wearing armour that looks really epic but does nothing (its literally made out of grass, it just has been enchanted to look cool.)you are stunned by my epic armour I use this to my advantage and sweep the legs as my sensei told me to I then stab you in all your major organs killing you swiftly yet painfully I laugh and yell uber noob pwning is awesome.

I claim the hill and a wallmart(I get half off.).

For saying the word "noob" rather than "newb, I defy death itself to come back from the grave, and call the grim reaper himself to drag you down to hell... but not before taking you Half-off discount at wal-mart


I claim the hill and the wal-mart(and due to their fear of me I get 100% off instead. Who woulda thought?)

I sit in hell for a week before the devil decides to let me go because for one: I annoyed them till they caved. and for two: I (being a devil slayer) killed all the demonic devils down their.Ii come out with the power of the devil himself I then lead an army of zerg into battle all you can see is me though because they are all burrowed around the hill they pop out and start attacking you while I bring in another army made up of Tauren, orks, goblins, blood elfs and undeads we all attack and destroy you, we then build so much def no one can possibly defeat us (unless they can defy the laws of gravity).

I claim the hill and a cool rock.

for saying "elfs" you explode into a merciless storm of flechette razors that annihilate your entire army.

I claim the hill

I use a magic spell that blows up the hill with the power of a nuclear bomb, throwing/disintegrating/killing everyone nearby.

I claim the crater.

I use a magic spell that blows up the Quantum Rain with the power of a nuclear bomb, throwing/disintegrating/killing Quantum Rain.

I claim the hill

I appear from the shadow with a powerful watch on my wrist. I use the watch to stop time before agentaaa drops a bomb on quantum. Being compose about this scenario, I walk towards agent, tie him up, and place him where quantum is, after that I walk all the way too the hill, and unlock time with my watch. I sit on my throne eating popcorns, as i witness a colossal size mushroom in the air.



I claim the hill, and the mushroom.

Due to your claimitude of the mushroom, it decides to teleport to you instantaneously killing you instantly. I wait a few thousand years for the radiation to die down and then walk up and sit on the hill.

I claim the hill

Having been named QUANTUM Rain, I use quantum mechanics to avoid the bomb that was sent, time travel forward a thousand years and go Chuck Norris on Angusm, round-house kicking him back in time.

I claim the hill.

Unfortunately, what you people saw was an anti-quantum rain bomb, not a anti-agentaaa bomb, and I was perfectly fine. forging the shadows of darkness into pure power, I attack with the power of 900 chuck norris vs. Mr. T fights, and then, knocking you to near death, I open a door that ejects you out of this universe, and time itself, and kick you into it.
I then go to the local deli, walk inside, and browse for a little while. after a minute of looking around, I notice a small woman with a kid, who is currently crying. as I go over, the baby sees me and immediately starts giggling, crying no more. "Cute kid you got there. apparently my face is pretty amusing to him." I say, a smirk on my face.
"Just when I thought he'd never stop crying. Thank you." The woman replies. "We have to go now though." the woman says, a smile on her face. "Say bye-bye." the woman tells the baby, waving for him. "bah-bah" the baby says, trying to imitate the woman. "You're getting closer." I say in good spirits as they leave the store.
Later, I go up the till and ask if they have any sales. "Well, salami's going for half price." the man at the till says, an older man with an apron on. "actually, for making that kid smile, here you go, on the house." the man says, handing me a whole salami. "Really? Thank you!" I say, taken aback by his kindness. "Don't mention it." He replies, laughing a little bit, the good wholesome sort of laugh you only really hear in a small town. I smile, and thank him again, as I leave the store.
When I get home, I take out the salami, and cut it into little chunks. When I look down, I notice my little dog, sitting there, wagging his tail, and looking at the salami. "I guess you can have a piece." I say, in a gruff way that did not at all reflect how I felt. I throw the piece of salami to the dog, and watch it disappear two seconds later down his gullet. "somebody's hungry." I say, attending to my meal.
After cutting up the salami, I put the pre-cut celery on the plate, before adding in the cheez whiz. As I don't like cheez whiz, except on celery, I began wondering who to give the rest of the jar to. I decided on giving it to Johnson, figuring he'd enjoy whatever he was given, being an asian and therefore poor. after musing this, I put the cap back on the cheez whiz jar, thinking of how it was symbolistic of life. Like cheez whiz, you're only out for a little while, then sealed in a container and forgotten about.
I ate my meal of celery, cheez whiz, and a salami and real cheese sandwich, before turning on the TV and watching the newest episode of bleach, complaining about how bad english dubs are yet watching it anyway. Still the best thing on TV, despite how inferior it is to the real thing with the real voices.
I wonder if that's how people feel about watching english shows dubbed in their language.
Anyways, after watching the show, I turned off the lights, put my dishes in the kitchen, and retired to bed early.

Oh yeah, and I claimed the hill.

Right after Agentaaa went through his daily routine's and claim the hill, I show him a piece of paper of all the stuff he hasn't completed yet in the day. The list of activities is compose of:



1) Jump off a cliff

2) Jump in a active volcano

3) Get out in space to be sucked in by a black hole

4) Crushed by a sumo wrestling, in a " Wrestling Match " on bed

5) Eliminate Quantum, Angusm, And Devil.

6) Dress up as anime girl, and have Ma kensei " Touch you"

7) Jump into infested river shark river.

8)Get crushed by Nurarihyon in his giant female form, From Gantz

9) Get yourself stucked on Okama Island

10) Smack yourself with a bat that has nails puncture into it.

Agent realize all the stuff he almost missed, and went to do them. Unfortunately, He didn't come back.



I claim the hill.

I realize that that list is stupid as I walk away, and wonder why I walked away in the first place(except for jumping in the infested river shark river... man was that ever a rush) And shortly come back. Nemesis attempts to stop me, but I push him really hard, and he scrapes his knee on a rock and cries all the way home. Then I start to head over to the deli, but realize I've already been through my daily routine and I'm likely to be lynched if I make a post like that again, so I just construct a wall of dead koalas around me and call it a day.


I claim the hill

Nemesis came running back, while his eyes were still puffy and slightly red, then he pointed his finger at Agent behind the koala wall. Kenpachi appeared and said, " Is that the incredibly strong guy (not) that you told me about?"
" Yes AgentAAA possesses tremedous spiritual powers ( not ), so you should go and wipe him out. He may seem weak at first, but take a couple of slashes at his neck and he'll fight you more seriously" I replied assuring his awaited answer.

Kenpachi jumped into the air, and plummet down into Agent's home, breaking through the koala wall. Agent became bewildered with the giant infront of him, but he shook it off and grabbed a stick he found laying on the ground and try to inflict it on Kenpachi. Kenpachi laughed, and slashed him on the neck, but before he knew it, Agent dropped down, lying dead. Kenpachi was so dissatisfied, that he chased agent down to hell, hoping agent still has some latent power in him ( not ).

I claim the hill