King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

Meanwhile, I use my "SDK's Gun Mod" and "Single Player Commands" to give me 2000 Laser Guided "Raw-ket La-own-chairs" and I kill every spider, and both of you. I then eat all the cake.


I claim the hill.

Little did you know, that I left a bukkit on you. After this happens, you find yourself attacked by a large group of walruses, unstoppable forces of nature with only one goal: to get the stolen bukkit back.


I claim the hill, and throw your corpse down the huge cliff into the river.

Little did you know, I regenerate with water, lava, cake, pork, sand, and Peanuts. I take a 4 buckets of lava and pour them out on all 4 sides of the hill.



I claim the hill.

little did any of you know i left a banana peel on the hill last time i claimed it somehow no one had stepped on it till now but when column was sure of his victory he slipped on the peel, the comical hilarity was so amazing it teleported me onto the hill and it teleported column into lava.



i claim the hill.

you hear a PTCHSHHHHHH underneath your feet and you fall into a hole in the hill, I LEFT TNT MINES, too bad you didn't upgrade to 1.7.2 yet where they remove them

I claim the hill

Millions of undead creatures which you have killed, spontaneously rise from the hole where you created, and draggin you to the depth of hell. I, being a saint, and having no recorded guilt or sin, rise up to the surface where Angus was last seen.

I claim the hill.

Due to taking part in king of the hill you are instantly marked for death, I am too but I explode hell while you are still in it and I have escaped using my awesome ninja skills

I claim the hill

i bring 10 police officers, 15 swat members and 20 spetznaz with me they arrest you for stealing public property, A.K.A the hill, and they bring it to the nearest museum for helping with this I am granted permision to sit on the hill.


i claim the hill.

P.S. the hill is guarded by 50 trained spetznaz soldiers, lazers, sentry turrets and killer dogs.

The police force, swat team, and spetznaz betrayed you, it was planned from the very beginning to tempt you to claim the hill, where you are the most vulnerable. The one's guarding the hill turn there back rushed towards you with animosity in their eyes, as they submit you to 20years of being a janitor.

I claim the hill.

I rope down sneakily during the night and snap your neck while you are nodding off on the hill, then I unclip and do a backflip and land face first onto the hill. I get up like nothing happened and pump some lead into your abdomen with a syringe (ooh plot twist)

I claim the hill

Unfortunately, the lead you pumped into him was full of omega radiation, the superpowerful radiation I just made up, and it makes your skull deflate, killing you, and leaving a corpse with a comically tiny head. I go up the hill in an omega radiation proof suit.


I claim the hill.

I get back up as a super mutant and rip your skull from your scalp and beat you to death with it

I claim the hill

After you beat agent with his skull, you looked at it and turned to stone, as it is the skull of medusa. I wear a ugly proof sunglasses, and walked stylishly up the hill.

I claim the hill.

My undead super-mutant corpse gets back up, as you didn't get rid of it in any way. It rips your glasses off and shoves medusa's skull into your skull and exchanges it for your skull which it beats you to death with, anything that is supposed to magically kill me now actually makes me stronger and since medusa kills instantly I am invincible MUHAHAHAHA

I claim the hill

Unfortunately, I use subversion on you, allowing me to hit you so hard you heal to death, and due to you using the "I am invincible" supervillian line, The ground falls away and hell appears underneath you. you nearly fall to your death, before I grab your arm, and try to help you up, but you try to attack me as you get up, which causes you to fling yourself to your death. You fall into hell, and the demons eagerly grab you, And I hear the sound of many whips, before the hole closes.

I claim the hill.

Since It the hell hole hasn't completely close up, I unzip my Indestructable Suit, with my face and every detail on it. I ran toward agent and kicked him down the hole before it closes, then I called upon the Gotei 13, having them seal up the hell hole for eternity, neither letting any soul in or out.

I claim the hill.

Unfortunately, I met Ulquiorra down there, and since we were good buddies...buddies...acquaintances before his death, he lets me out using a cero oscuras. I come out, knock you out by hitting you so hard the vibration knocks you out, and give you to mayuri for testing purposes


I claim the hill

I came back as Megatron, the result of Mayuri tests, I plummet from the sky, and impaling you with my fist, pushing you back down all the way to hell.
Ulquiorra is no longer you friend because you did it with Orihime.

I claim the hill.

I assault the hill with 10000 Zerglings, 20 Roaches, 500 Hydralisks, 5000 Ultralisks, 653.5 Mutalisks, 100 Brood Lords, the Queen of Blades, 325896 Protoss Zealots, 100000 Protoss Stalkers, a Protoss Mothership, 300 Protoss Dark Templars, 1000 Void Rays, 300 Templars, 150 Archons, 325 Terran Thors, 9999 Terran Siege Tanks, 6138 Terran Marrines, Kerrigan, 9874 Marauders, 6254 Firebats, 5421 Ghosts,1000 Battle Cruisers, 1000 Banshees and Jim Raynor.
We kill everyone and anyone on the hill we then set up a giant base around the hill that is almost completely impenetrable.


I claim the hill.

Satan reviews my case while wearing a pair of monacles (yes a pair). He comes to the conclusion that my soul wasn't done reaping destruction on earth so he throws me to the surface in a body made of pure hellfire. I blend into society for a few years, explaining that I "just have a really REALLY REALLY REALLLLY bad rash" that I got during a traffic accident. People eventually stop noticing me and I manage to blend in. Then, when the time is right I use my null magic and null physical spell and 2 yellow fairies with heroes armour and rings of vit 3+ on each of my ten fingers. Then I walk up to the hill and obliterate everything before it can hit me due to the haste and nulls (I just keep spamming nulls and pwn everything on the hill) THEN I yell out "I CLAIM THE HILL!!!!" and Nightmare and Kilik land on either side of me, I null spell them and hand out my old rings of vitality +2's to them to split evenly (so nightmare ends up with 20 on his hands and feet and Kilik gets none) then I give both of them 2 yellow fairies each and level them both to level 9.

I claim the hill

I, disguised as nightmare use spells i got through nightmares armour to power my self up from level nine to level 15 ii then use obliterate, a random spell i just learned, it does 100 d20s of damage they are all natural 1, do i have to explain how badly you two were obliteraded.


I claim the hill.

Unfortunately, on my "make [censored] up to reclaim the hill" Roll, I rolled a natural 20, said something both clever and funny to take back the hill, and kill you in some new interesting way, before claiming the hill

I claim the hill

Unfortunately for agent while he was on the hill contemplating how he would take over the rest of the world and then from there contemplating his future reign upon the world when he was struck by lightening, he survived (somehow) and then there was a rock slide on a nearby mountain, he then got hit by a falling rock the size of a smart car then he was still there but confused when got mauled by a kodiak bear, chewed on by some wolves, stampeeded by a herd of gazzelles, and for some reason charhed by a rhino, still alive he thought this is not my lucky day right before getting a giant asian hornets nest fall on him rather comedically he got chased into a nearby riverr where he got chunks taken off by pirahnas he then scrambled out and blindly walked off the edge of the world.


I claim the hill.(effortlessly).