King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

But I dodge way better!


I claim the hill

You LIE!


I claim the hill because YOU LIE!

I claim the hill because I TRUTH

I CLAIM THE HILL BECAUSE I NEUTRAL

I claim the hill because I use proper language, rather than all caps and grammatically incorrect sentences.

I Claim the hill by using a grammar nuke that obliterates all proper grammar after this post.

I write you a letter, containing horrible grammars in every word. You are so distraught that you went insane and self destructed.

I claim the hill.

The self destruct sequence occurs in you before you finish writing the letter and you explode

We claim the hill

Nice story, but...

I still claim the hill.

After realizing that you didn't actually do anything to claim the hill, you fall over dead of a heart attack

I claim the hill

: S come on johnson

Soon after, you realize he actually died of a heart attack due to a death note being used, when you see me standing a few feet away, writing in a small black book. You try to shoot me, but then fall down, clutching your chest in pain.


I claim the hill(And get a creepy laugh.)

When i noticed agent had the deathnote, i reached into my pocket and grabbed my cellphone. On my cellphone i called L, on speed dial, he popped out of the ground in an instant. When he showed up, we both began to improvise a solid plan to eliminate agent's deathnote and his reign, in a matter of seconds.
I went up to the hill, agent opened his notebook, i then threw a pie at his face, after that L came running and started licking agent, while i took his note book and burned it. Agent ran in humiliation.

I claim the hill... beside L's hill of sweets.

I walk up to the fort i am about to get shot when i pull out my I.D. and say" I am here for some beer", they let me through once inside i steal your I.D. so you wont be let back in, i then say" there are kids on your lawn" and you run out to yell at them, the door closes behind you and the automatic banarang canons fire at you, you go to pull out your wallet and find it missing.


I claim the hill

I did the same thing to you, and succeeded.

I claim the hill.

Quite obviously,I cannot be fooled by such silly tricks, and hose ids are actually bombs which will explode right about...now!




I claim the hill

I use a bunker buster smart bomb dropped from my nasal cavity which falls into, and destroys your little fort, I parachute in and destroy everything in sight with flamethrowers (dual wielded of course) and after that's over I catch a bananarang and throw it at it's launcher, taking all the turrets out with one throw

I claim the hill

You are destroyed via several laser blasts from a transformer with the head of a bison.


I claim the hill

The flying Bison falters when he is not given any comics for fuel and explodes

I claim the hill

I send a child with a hatchet after you, he sneaks into your base then pounds you on the head with the sharp end of said hatchet.


I claim the hill

The hatchet snaps in half when it hours my invisible helmet and explodes in his face

I claim the hill

A cat comes in with its invisible tank destroyer and kills you with a "PEW PEW PEW" to the head. He then runs away by hitching a ride on monorail cat



I claim the hill

I get a scar on my face and set up an evil corporation, it becomes insanely successful and I get a white fluffy cat that I stroke in a slightly sinister way while watching you on a satellite trying to escape my goons in black ski masks during your ski trip. You trip and hit your head on a rock, then a magic missile that someone casted at the sunlight hits you and you explode. (Because of the creeper that was right behind you)

I claim the hill

Unfortunately, since they last in day time, you see a series of explosions as the day's creeper spawns destroy all of your evil henchman. You escape in your privately owned jet, thinking you're safe -- until you hear a *ssssssss* sound behind you, right before the explosion



I claim the hill

You hear a hissing, when you turn around you don't see anything green, you see your massive wall that you built to protect you against stuff, then you see thousands of black dots with white dots on them flying over the wall. You manage to kill several of them but lets face it, your trying to kill a horde of spider jockeys on your own.

I claim the hill