Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

by **Angusm3** Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:46 am

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:09 pm

Granted, you're now a midget with one leg who attracts angry dogs who then try to eat him.

I wish for a ring

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:29 pm

granted, you turn into a gay little golum.

i wish for golum to be real.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:35 pm

granted, but since gollum's spelled with two T's, you actually summon george Takei. You go mad shortly after.

I wish for devil to look at his profile.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:39 pm

granted, he sees you have misused your powers to be an [censored].

i wish agent would stop going on and changing profiles without permission and down right misusing his powers as mod.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:43 pm

Granted, he also is much nastier and bans people at the slightest rule infraction.

I wish Devilslayer would get over it.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:48 pm

granted, agent walks over people till quantum has had enough then bans him.

i wish agents would be specifically a jerk to me.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:54 pm

granted, you commit suicide after five minutes, as all his jerkassiness concentrates into a single point...

I Wish I was not Justin Beiber.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:03 pm

denied, you never were justin there fore you cant change to not be him, you suddenly become justin bieber because of your wish.

i wish i did not look like justin bieber.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:08 pm

granted, now you just sound like him. Exactly like him.

I wish I could shapeshift.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:12 pm

granted, you "accidentally" shapeshift into justin bieber and get stuck like that.

i wish i was a number.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:15 pm

granted, you constantly get called by charity rackets from some place called "sesame street" who call at all hours of the night, leaving you without sleep.

I wish for granite

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:18 pm

granted, it faalls on your head you lol to death.

i wish i could lol.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:28 pm

granted, but then you realize everyone's had this ability way longer than you, and they rub it in your face how much better they are at it.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:31 pm

i wish that we would finish doing reallys on continue a sentince.

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:35 pm

granted, since it's your turn to be creative, you finally post something of use. Also, your hair's now a land shark.

I wish for a bar of soap.

by devilslayer Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:38 pm

granted, it becomes a shank and kills you.

i wish i could make a shank.

by Nut_Column Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:55 pm

Granted, it kills Agent.

I wish I could be a real boy!

by **agentaaa** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:55 pm

Granted, but now you'll never be a real man

I wish I was a real man

by Nut_Column Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:08 am

Granted, However you are a man in a culture that treats men like those cultures treat Women. Poorly. And you have to wear those silly Fruit hats all the time.

I wish I was Not a potato.

by **agentaaa** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:39 am

granted, you are Hannah Montana

I wish I was not hannah montana

by Nut_Column Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:21 am

Granted you are Justin Bieber if he were a Manly Woman.

I wish I could read Braile.

by **agentaaa** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:27 am

Granted, because Hannah Montana knows how to read braile

I wish I had hands

by Nut_Column Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:45 am

Granted. They are hands made of acid that get into your bloodstream and kill you slowly from the inside out. Also a box made of acid proof materials falls so you can't burn anyone. Also, the floor is acid proof for some reason.

I wish I was acid proof

by **agentaaa** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:52 am

granted, you are proof that acid is dangerous and can kill a man

I wish I was the best player at SSBB ever.

by Nut_Column Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:12 am

Granted, nobody wants to play with you and the bots somehow kill you instantly every time you play. Also, the wii comes to life and murders you in your sleep.

I wish I was Everything-Proof

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