Corrupt-A-Wish

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

Granted, however I eat you and get away with it.


I wish I didn't eat Agent...

Granted, He eats you and gets away with it.

I wish my grammar skills were perfect.

Granted, they are so perfect that you become king of the grammar nazi's, unfortunately you are hit by a youtube-comment bomb and go "totally nuts" and destroy your entire kingdom, the entire world is plunged into "a gramerles nitemaer"

I wish that I was the best youtube commenter ever

Granted, you never leave your house and spend all day posting nothing but funny, witty, humorous, entertaining, constructive, funny and otherwise perfect comments on videos. Shortly thereafter YouTube explodes.


I wish Devil would post about things that aren't his grammar.

Granted, but then he startes poestieing aboeuet hies speeling

I wish for super monkey ball 64

granted, but it uses a special ammo you could never hope to afford in your life, and it didn't come with any. Also, the police arrest you for having an unregistered dangerous weapon. There you meet "bubba" who would become your life partner as you serve a life sentence in prison.

I wish for a exclamation mark.

Granted! Everything! Is! Followed! By! An! Exclamation! Mark! Sometimes! Two!! Or! Three!!!! Four! Seventeen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish that formed some sort of pattern.

Granted, HEY LOOK OVER THERE.

I wish for an asexually reproducing piece of chocolate, so I may have infinite pieces of chocolate.

granted, it is so tiny that it will take years for it to fully produce enough for you to break off and eat, also this means that you are eating a biological organism that is still alive, shame on you.

I wish for the CnC 3 update to hurry up and download

Granted, its files are corrupt, all of them, you try downloading again and the download doesnt work, turns out the files were corrupt for everyone the company starts fixing it, the say it will take atleast 2 years.

I wish for people to post more often.

Granted, but they stop again right after.



I wish Devil would use his shift key more often.

alright, devil's shift key now works perfectly1



i wish my shift key worked perfectly.

Granted, but then no key other than your shift key works.

I wish for people to help me restart up all this junk that is gathering dust.

Granted! However their help only makes it worse.

I wish I had returned sooner!

Granted. By one minute.

I wish this forum would come alive again.

Granted! Everyone who posts is a spammer!

I wish that I was already in my masters program.

Granted. However by the time you finish all the jobs are taken.

I wish this place had a Discord server.