Corrupt-A-Wish

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

Denied, you don't exist to wish

I wish he still existed

granted, devilslayer is alive, nuff said.

I wish life was a zombie game.

Granted, everyone but you turns into a zombie, and then you die

I wish that if a zombie apocalypse DID come, nobody I knew would be infected

granted, we "nerds" survive and build giant robots that we control from our computers we live long lives and have lots of fun killing zombies from our computers then we realize we did jack s*** with our lives right before we die.


I wish angus' flying bison comics got more than 6 comics and that it was faster and not so laggy and that it had more than 20 people on it.

Granted, now the pictures are illegible and puny thumbnails


I wish devilslayer realized that a website cannot be laggy and that it's just his computer that is slow.

granted, but now he has so much computer knowledge he's better than you at any computer-related skill, and people regard you as his inferior



I wish I was a person.

granted, you are overcome with emotion you suddenly go around hugging people (rather than insulting them) no body can understand it, you go and try to help everybody walking old ladies across the street, and other nice stuff, it goes so far your friends and family suddenly feel the need for an intervention they put you in rehab and 2 months later you are back to being a jerk.


I wish steroids didn't exist.

Granted, now many fatalities increase, as many steroids are used for medicinal properties. My dad dies of sarcoidosis due to not having access to prednazone, due to it not existing, and I blame you for the rest of my life.


I wish people didn't abuse drugs.

granted, now people turn to thing that aren't drugs and abuse other things.


I wish VJ off of the dating guy got laid.

granted, for some reason, right afterwards, Hell's temperature goes down, and suddenly, everything turns to ice. A large sheet of ice permeates the entirety of hell.


I wish for 42

granted, 42 airplanes shoot you

I wish for a pet dolphin.

Granted, one day you come in the pool when the dolphin's in heat and... well...


I wish for what was implied there to never happen to me.

granted, however you run into a 400 pound grizzly in heat and... well...


I wish for a kitteh

granted, you get a mountain lion. An untamed mountain lion. An untamed female mountian lion, who's kits appear next to you. This mountain lion is more protective than even the average mountain lions, which are incredibly protective. Need I say more?

I wish for a Character sheet.

Granted



I wish for a DnD session

Granted, Andy Dick shows up and we never play dnd again.
(however I too would enjoy another dnd session.).


I wish for a kitteh that wont hurt,maim or kill me and "has cheezeburger"

Granted. I don't wish to describe the unimaginable horror and pain you feel before you blissfully expire after an indeterminable amount of time at the hands of the "Cheezeburger" which as we all know, is a psudonym for "Cthulu's Older Meaner Brother"

I wish Agent would get crushed under the weight of his Text Walls in KOTH.

granted, but I gradually get stronger as a result, and eventually becomes super strong. He then uses the strength to threaten Cave Johnson to give him a "COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" He then uses the "COMBUSTIBLE LEMON" to "BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"


i wish I knew how you were holding up... because I'm a potato

Granted, I am holding up an OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! megaton bomb that I throw at you, while shouting DIE POTATO! I then animate the whole thing and submit it to Youtube as "ASDF Move Outake"



I wish I was a Youtube Celebrity...

granted, people begin to start "stalking your mom".

I wish for more explosions. Life needs more explosions.

granted, an explosion goes off in your head.

I wish justin bieber was dead.

granted. But you're justin Beiber...


I wish that Devilslayer was good enough to RP in ex nihilo

granted, wait he already is he just chooses not to.


I wish I wanted to do ex nihilo.

granted, your post gets deleted again.


I wish for people to be happy.

Granted, you go to worlds end to make them unhappy again.

i wish i wish i wish i was not a nerd.