Corrupt-A-Wish

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

Denied. You are the key to the forum's survival. For wishing something so ridiculous you are sentenced to mine the fire pits of Hades.

I wish this mark on my neck would go away.

granted, i destroy your neck.


i wish not to wish

wish granted

I wish for agent to wish

granted, I wish for your forum priveledges to be revoked, and for evil spirits to eat your liver...Unless beer already wiped it out

I wish for metroid 2: return of samus to be remade

Granted it sucks

I wish I didn't need to sleep

granted, you cease to exist


I wish time wasn't so linear

error wish already granted. you see time only seems linear but infact time is relative. Einstein in his theory of realities left the opening for whirlpools in time. You can fold time over on it self. you can even rip holes in it. So how you may ask can you travel though time well you have two choices A) worme whole (not really time travel) or B) put enough "negative" matter / energy in a single point in space to form a "negative" black whole. When in close orbit just outside the event horizon of a regular back whole time move much fast for the rest of the universe than for you so logically with a "negative black whole you would travel not forward in time faster but backwards. NOW IS TIME STILL LINEAR!!!!

I wish that i wasn't the only one who understood that in the state of Indiana

Granted, now you are considered a retard by your friends

I wish For Angusm to stop bothering me about minecraft

Granted. Now he bugs you about StarCraft.

I wish for the secret admin guy!

granted (to agentaaa)
Now I will harass you about minecraft

I wish agentaaa realized that I've only even said the word minecraft to him IRL about 3 times

Granted, now i have my facts wrong, and feed others incorrect info

I wish Angusm would have answered destrals post.

Denied. The wish has already come true.

I wish Cinnamon Toast Crunch wasn't so addicting!

Granted, now it is made out of stale moldy bread

I wish for the nanosuit I used in King of the Hill

granted, the nanites become evil and eat your flesh, leaving nothing but a skeletal husk for them to use as they see fit.

I wish for the power to control nanites.

granted, unfortunately they turn on you and now you look (even more) hideous than before
not to mention the fact that you are dead

I wish for these wishes to actually be granted

Granted, but you must be sacrificed first.

I wish I wasn't hungry again.

granted, you are now starving to death, rather than merely hungry, and are near death.

i wish For LEMON PIE!!!!

Granted. It doesnt actually taste like lemons though...

I wish it wasn't cold.

granted, now it is the same temperature as the core of the sun

I wish for the hill forever

granted, but the hill gains sentience and eats you soon after, and despite the fact that you really claimed the hill, noone is able to hear you tell them so.

what did you wish for?

I wish for school to be over forever and everyone just be insanely smart

granted. you are now one of the stupidest people in the new society, and are constantly laughed at for being a retard.

Double wish since ii didnt post last time:
I wish i could make any women fall in love with me i want
I wish angusm would eat cyanide.

granted now all the women in the world leap at you until you die of severe bruising and STD's

denied

I wish i knew why agent was so hostile all of a sudden

granted, the answer is I'm a jerk and have been all along, and it saddens you into a deep depression, knowing your childhood hero is actually a douche. eventually you would commit suicide.

I wish for free rides at the circus whenever i go

granted, you fall off of the roller coaster and fly into 3 people (who you kill) and die

I wish agent knew that he was never my childhood hero