Corrupt-A-Wish

by Terminus Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:01 pm

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

by SSJ Data Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:23 am

granted you die because you can't get the nutrients you need

I wish it where gum drops and ice cream

by **agentaaa** Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:40 pm

Granted, but both are poison flavored.

I wish Data became president in 2028.

by SSJ Data Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:20 am

Granted I ban you from America

I wish for an Infinite supply of Ale 8 one's

by **agentaaa** Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:33 am

Granted, but it all goes to Michael Jackson

I wish for a coffee.

by SSJ Data Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:15 pm

granted i use my awesome avatar creating powers to steal it from you

I wish the for world peace

by ToaKaita47 Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:30 am

Granted but the wish genie needs a sacrifice...and as it turns out, it's you.

I wish I knew what I was doing right now.

by SSJ Data Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:05 am

granted your having nasty with a guy of your choosing.

I wish that wasn't in poor taste

by **agentaaa** Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:24 am

Granted, now its okay to talk about sex in front of little kids...

I wish that fanboys was based on real life.

by SSJ Data Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:23 am

granted it is dubbed the most annoying video over

I wish my cat wouldn't need me

by **agentaaa** Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:09 pm

Granted, since it doesn't need you, it leaves after burning your house down...YOUR CAT IS A PYROMANIAC

I Wish molotov cocktails were made with apple juice.

by SSJ Data Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:03 am

Granted everything burns including you

I wish you knew what i meant

by mr33mean Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:57 pm

Granted, it changes his perception of you somehow. He hates you know...

I wish for a cheese grater!

by **agentaaa** Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:10 pm

Granted, but the demons that take 125$ of cheese from data every month decide they want to enjoy chjeese in greater varieties, and make you do nothing but grate cheese for the rest of your life... AND YOU NEVER GET A SINGLE PIECE OF CHEESE AGAIN!... Those wacky demons and their cheese graters...

I wish the cheese stealing demons would leave my cheese alone.

by ToaKaita47 Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:48 am

Granted. But that wopnt stop them from taking everything else...

I wish I had a better flash drive.

by SSJ Data Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:09 am

granted it costs you all the money you have, so you can't make monthly payments on those nudie mags i know you buy, and the IRS come and take alll your property save of course your flash drive, which btw only holdsa 1 byte of info.

I wish i could hit a bullet with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blind fold, riding a horse

by **agentaaa** Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:36 am

Granted, the first bullet is deflected back at you, and hits you in a private place.

I wish I had grapes.

by SSJ Data Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:16 pm

granted they talk to you and you can't bring yourself to eat a sentient being

I wish I had a partnership w/ Youtube

by **agentaaa** Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:03 pm

Granted, you cause youtube to become bankrupt, and because of that people won't talk to you anymore.

I wish I didn't wish.

by SSJ Data Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:36 am

Error input not acceptable wish you must now die

I wish for something to wish for

by **agentaaa** Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:59 am

Granted, its eternal damnation.

I wish my hair was spikier

by SSJ Data Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:47 am

granted you now have SSJ 3 hair w/o the powers though so everone laughs at you. you cannot take the torrment so you commit homogenosuicide and go down in hystory as the most crazy person who ever live. oh and people still make fun of you for your hair.

I wish i could remember where homogenosuicide came from

by **agentaaa** Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:23 am

Granted, you then forget all about the gathering. Those demons and their cheese....

I wish there were more non-metals and less metals on the periodic table.

by mr33mean Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:09 pm

granted, but this roots up chemistry and it takes 1000 years to figure it all out again. They all blame you...

I wish i could do stuff like Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

by SSJ Data Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:34 pm

granted you can no longer do math of any kind.

I wish i wasn't pissed right now

by ToaKaita47 Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:22 am

Granted. You're banned and now all you feel is sorrow for yourself.

I wish I wasn't grounded.

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