Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

granted, your dead

i wish i could spell

granted now you cant write, or type.

i wish for a ginormous baby manufacturing plant.

granted but you start a war and die during it

I wish that was a better currupt

granted, but i steal our cookies while you become better.


i wish for an orange

granted your allergic to citrus

i wish i had the force on my side

granted, you endup on the dark side and you kill everyone who matters to you. You finaly come to a suden realisation of what you have dun, and kill your self

i wish for to be indestructible

granted, you get a strange disease, and when the doctors cant get a syringe in you, you die horribly. Oddly enough, this is one of the most easily cured diseases in the world.

Granted you explode for not wishing

I wish i was a jedi

Granted, a sith kills you

I wish for a sheild generator

granted, you cant run it because you dont have a power sorce great enough to power it

i wish i had more stats to tinker with on my character sheet

granted you get banned from the forums



i wish everybody wasnt working for the weekend.

Granted, no one has jobs and dies

I wish i had a power source to run my sheild generator.

granted, your shield generator gets stolen

i wish for a monkey

granted you get stranded on an island and it is force to eat you

I wish i was Mr. Popo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dAUYAg8mAQ

Your wish will be granted...in 4200 AD.

I wish I could juggle flaming bowling pins while riding on a unicycle.

granted you still don't have a life and people laugh at you'

I wish my dream from last night was real. *Epic Dream* *I mean the most epic dream a person can have* *I mean so epic that there was nothing wrong with it* *I mean "I wish i had never woken up" Epic*

granted, but its real in a different universe, in a different dimension, so you cant see it.


i wish I owned google

Granted you get sued for copyright violations by at least 20 of the biggest cooperation in the world, which causes you to go into a down word spiral, so you play with a soccer ball in the middle of the street and then get splattered all over the windshield of a car. The sight and smell would cause everyone to go insane looting and rioting would soon sweep the world and civilization as we knew it would cease to exist!

I wish someone would top that

(on another note, that is how i want to die ---- taking civilization with me.)
granted someone does, and we find him better in every way than you. We replace you with him as project director and producer, and soon you get totally ignored on the forums. he comes to your school, and all your friends leave you to hang out with him. your parents disown you and adopt him. The school then informs you they will no longer educate you, as it is a waste of time, since the other guy is so much better. You try to get a job, but he takes all the good ones at the same time. you end up working cleaning up elephant poo, but eventually he decides to work that job as well, and you are replaced. You lose all your money, and eventually steal an unused rope to hang yourself. He then decides to suicide in a much more spectacular fashion, and your death isn't even in the obituaries of the paper. However, you didn't really suicide, you just wanted to trick him, and you attempt to go back to your normal life. However, everyone blames you for his death, and after 3 years of torture, you are finally killed, put into a meat grinder, and eaten. You arrive in heaven, but he is already there, and heaven doesn't have any use for you either. you are sent to hell, and tortured for eternity.




i wish nothing like that ever happens to me.

O.O Wow agent, you had a lot of time to plan that haven't you?

Not granted. The wish genie slams you with the same fate.

I wish I wasn't tired.

(not really, I wrote that instantly after reading Datas wish, with no planning whatsoever. I'm just that good at making stuff up.

granted, you go into a coma, and are kept alive for thousands of years. you eventually die and go to heaven, but you are in a coma there too. also, some kids put boogers all over your eyelids while you are sleepping.


I wish i had epilepsy

Granted yo can't play video games or watch movies

I wish my cat would let me type with both hands

granted, your parents wont let you now.


i wish for the joker, batman, and all the other cool characters to do another ultimate showdown, like the first one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

Granted you go deaf and blind before it happens and your mute and you can't speak brail

I wish for ...

granted, all three dots come off the screen, steal your wallet, kick you in the crotch, and steal your identity.
They frame you for murder of three kids and you get sent to prison. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris randomly gets angry at the convicts at the prison you are in. he drop kicks the prison from a plane, and there is little left but a crater. an ambulance gets to you in time, though you are just barely alive. the ambulance medics help you a little, and your condition becomes stable, although you are doomed to become a vegetable for all your life. the ambulance crashes, however, and all the paramedics then die. a scalpel comes out of a medics hands, landing and stabbing into your crotch. the doors then open, as their hinges fall off, and as you are on a slant, your stretcher falls out. you fall down a canyon into a cheese vat, where you slowly suffocate and die. everybody DOES say that the cheese from that vat Was the most delicious in the load you were in.