What they would never say

Essentially, this game has you posting Characters saying things they never would if in-character.


Auger: My god, that church is nice, so many people there, so peaceful... I think I'll study there, and become a cleric, that I might use a blade never again, only healing magics to save others.


Abaddon: Very well, human. I bow to your will. If I am permitted, might I lick the grime off your boots? Thank you for this privilege.

Kain ".......what?"

Jacen: "Ah, what a thrill I get from killing people..."

Jaxe: "You know, I feel like pizza today." (Well, actually... that's not entirely impossible... just add "with extra souls.")

Jaxe: "Maybe I'll save a kitteh from a tree today, or help an old lady across the street."

Jacen: "...[censored] you." (To anyone but Jaxe, or a really bad guy, is not likely.)

Light: "I shall murder you in your sleep."
Lara: "I *WILL* murder you in your sleep." *Correcting Light*
Light "Oh shut up..."
Jacen: "If you're going to threaten someone-" *Gets stabbed by Light.*
Shadow: "...Not my fault."

(Yes, that entire dialogue is actually backwards for their characters.)

Keter: "I think I'll give that non human a hug and love them forever!"

Skaer: "I think it's time we gave up guys..."

Chronos: "Well, you guys are totally on your own, I'm too weak to do anything I'm just an old man!

Hayle: "Hit him? with swords?!"

Oresia: Come on, guys, this is serious!!!

Auger: I think I'll become a vegetarian!

Leo: Hahaha! I used my force powers to make that guy fall down! Ain't I funny!

Sona: I'll take on anyone, anytime, anywhere. Great ninja Sona knows no fear!

Gandalf "Sure, you can go on and pass."

Aidan "Soon, the world will be mine! ALL MINE!"
Kain "..." *Hits Aidan over the head with a rolling pin.*

Leo "Hi! I'm Leo! Nice to meet you! Can I hit you over the head with a lightsaber now?!"

Shale: Like, Omigod, I am, like, so excited about fighting! SQUEEEEE!!!!

Onyx: My god, do I love Flying!

Oresia: what's a book? Or: of course I don't have a book about how to kill your species hidden down my throat, what's wrong with you?

Onyx: lets go find those people who killed my people and give them a fruit basket!! That would be jolly well splendid!

Saito: Yes sir, thank you sir. I hope I have not disrespected you in any way.
Shale: Oh man, I'm wound so tight lately! I just can't get enough sleep! So much to do, so much to do! Hey, can I get another coffee over here, man?
Auger: Oh, hey look, there's Jaxe! I'm gonna give him a BIIIIIIIG hug!
Sona: My god, am I ever awesome

Pippin from lotr: let's go kill some things and then starve ourselves for day.

Nappa: let's get serious!

Krillin: god i love pwning thing!!

Vegeta: ITS UNDER 9000!!

Darth vader: the force is average with this one.

Angusm3: man do i hate steam and all the hundreds of game i have, i also dislike using codes and stuff to kill computers using gravity codes.

Devilslayer101: man i feel really awesome today, perhaps ill go outside and do an activity or perhaps just admire the world.

devilslayer wrote:Pippin from lotr: let's go kill some things and then starve ourselves for day.

Nappa: let's get serious!

Krillin: god i love pwning thing!!

Vegeta: ITS UNDER 9000!!

Darth vader: the force is average with this one.

Angusm3: man do i hate steam and all the hundreds of game i have, i also dislike using codes and stuff to kill computers using gravity codes.

Devilslayer101: man i feel really awesome today, perhaps ill go outside and do an activity or perhaps just admire the world.

we're restricted to talking about avalon-based things here, Devil.

Also, I did get some new ones.
Shale: I'mma nom on this rock now.
Kael: I'mma nom on this rock now
Jervix: I'mma nom on this rock now
Onyx: I'mma nom on this rock now
Kress: I'mma nom on this rock now
Lioran: I'mma nom on this rock now
Abaddon: I'mma nom on this rock now
Efah: I'mma nom on this rock now
Sona: I'mma nom on this rock now
Zerus: I'mma nom on this rock now
Aaron: I'mma nom on this rock now
Saito: I'mma nom on this rock now
I was initially going to post this for all my characters, till I remembered Cortosis' interest in golem eating, and Auger's wish to try anything that looks like it might taste good.

BUMP! Cause it is still a nice topic for lulz.

Auger "...That does not look edible."

Rain "Hey! HEY! THAT'S MY ROCK! GET YOUR OWN!"

Leo "...I'm hunting wabbits, so shut the hell up!" *Aims hunting rifle at the audience.*

Shadow "Why am I always left out of conversations?!" *Sad panda.*
Light "Why am I always included in conversations?!" *Sad panda.*

Rain "Oooh, piece of candy! Oooh, another piece of candy! Oooh, anothe-" *Gets hit by a blow dart.* "...candy! Nom nom nom." *Passes out.*