Greetings and Salutations

((I've had this page open for a few hours and am finally getting around to actually typing in it.))

Well, I'm Kati. I'm bouncy and energetic and like people. My goal is to be as helpful as I possibly can be, and I would love to help out around here. I found out about The Gathering from Blue Planet, and I'm helping Darkwing with the TrafficShare program. But I love RPing all kinds of things in all kinds of worlds and styles, and I look forward to RPing with y'all!

That's right, I said "y'all". I'm a southern girl who speaks without an accent, so I have to use some of the vernacular. I enjoy emoticons, most notably the really wide smileys, like and the sticky tongue outy one like .

I look forward to getting to know all of you, and hope to help as much and in whatever ways I can!

Greetings, glad to have you aboard, Kati.

Great to see ya here. Would you like a muffin? *holds a perfectly innocent muffin out, to hand to her*

Thanks, Quantum!

I was warned to beware the muffins... but I didn't listen and now I have ingested baby's blood, and I need to repent with sackcloth and ashes and gnashing of teeth. Repent, I say!

My my, she catches on quick... lemme guess, Destral?

Stupid quantum warned her...but she ate it anyway. Gotta love kids today, so trusting.
I'm more amazed that the people who don't enjoy the muffins after hearing their secret are the MINORITY here.

Well, everyone likes niches

indeed *munches on a muffin* Is it really THAT nasty of an ingredient, really?

Well, if it were my blood it would be as my blood is just gross tasting. Too much iron or something in it

And I have the opposite problem. My blood has not enough iron. But the bugs just adore chewing on me.

Ok, no matter what I try to say, I can't think of something that can't easily be translated into something that just doesn't sound right

Introducing awkward contributions to conversations since 1986. Go me.

welcome to the gathering you

you what? Finish your sentences in the future, angusm, or no muffins for you.

Hello Kati. How did you come across BP?

agentaaa wrote:you what? Finish your sentences in the future, angusm, or no muffins for you.

Angent, you need to lighten

I can't. I ate too many muffins *waddles away with teh fatty body.

Hi i have 500 snipers and 2 sentry turrets guarding me so don't try anything cause if you do then the will put a cap in yo face.



Ps. My guard named nill is kicking a bird a**.




Oh hi im the one not judging you on your appearance.

Oh hi im the one not judging you on your appearance.

Oh hi, I'm the one using correct spelling and grammar.

Hello Kati. How did you come across BP?

There's a huge long story about that. The short version is, I was on one site, which is where I met the founders of BP. Stuff happened, we all left, we started BP, I helped start up another site, original site died, I came back to BP, stuff went down between BP and AoL, mostly instigated by AoL (the site I helped create), and then a few months ago, I left AoL due to the other two founders refusing to admit that I'd helped start the site, and that the female created rules that everyone had to obey without running it past other admins and then didn't obey her own rules (mostly, it was due to being treated like crap for over a year, and finally reaching my breaking point) and now I'm back on BP.

Yeah. That's the short version of the story.

Oh hi im the one not judging you on your appearance.

That's fine. I'm the one judging you on your intelligence, which at the moment, isn't rated too highly. If you want to boost it up, trying using punctuation.

I'm the one who just tidied up my sig

I'm the one who thinks this thread is now off topic.



Lockies.