King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

Yeah, but you're still in the corner.


I claim the hill.

I get out of the corner, because my timeout's finished, and then I slap you so hard your eyeballs fall out.



I claim the hill.

I throw CD's at you ninja style, they cut you up into 7 pieces I walk up and say "WOW, I just wanted to scare him off the hill.".

I claim the hill and Agent burgers.

Agent burgers are deadly poison. you die. you die horribly. how horribly? This horribly. Shut uuuuppp

Also, I get better and claim the hill.

I eat the Agent burgers and are totally fine due to being already dead, even without my awesome powers. You are so incredulous that you try them yourself, and, being immune to yourself, are totally fine. We then go on to form a popular Burger Chain made of you and everyone on the planet dies. I then call you late one night and tell you I bought all your stock into the business. You have a heart attack and die.


I claim the hill.

Little did you know, the Agent burger wasn't poison, but made up of holy substances...

You disintergrated as a result.

I claim the hill, in favour of god.

Little did you know, my hot dog had mustard on it!




I claim the hill.

Little did I know, I gain even MORE power by going to heaven!


I claim the hill

Little did you know, the power can only be used for good!


I claim the hill

Little did you know, claiming the hill in the name of good IS Good!


I claim the hill in the name of good.

little did you know, I AM good


You claim the hill for me.

Little did you know, I'm gooder.

I am EVIL, while you two are arguing I raise an army of pterodactyls they attack you doing 5 d30's + 100000 per pterodactyl (there are 10000000 pterodactyls) also they are all perfect 1's (or perfect 30's depending on which is best).... you both die.

I CLAIM THE HILL IN THE NAME OF EVIL!!! (I do an evil laugh)"mwahahahahah"

You roll 10000000 critical 1's (which are fails) because you did not know which was which, also you used d30's which do negative damage to their user which inherently compiled onto all of the critical fails and result in a precision asteroid whiping you from the planet without harming anything else but your army, which it annihilates.
I grab some popcorn and watch Nut_Column and Agentaaa argue

I take your popcorn and make agent eat it, then claim the hill while he cleans the kernels out of his teeth and you get more popcorn.

I return with a garbage bag full of popcorn which I sit down beside me, then I pull a campin' carl and get out a leather armchair and sniper rifle so the I can watch as agent tries to get the hill back.

I use the trick I learned from the waiter down the road, grab onto the ground, and with a sweep of my hand, clear the hill like a table, then trap you inside a giant hourglass. Why? Because. I just watched batman. That's why.

you really just watched a man dressed as a bat, and you realise this as you explode from XKCD syndrome.

I claim the hill

yeah, well, you explode because... you're stupid! that's why!



I claim the hill

Your brain explodes because it was full of crossbows!!! If that doesn't make sense then XKCD did it

I claim the hill

Your life is made into a movie. Everybody hates it and you are made rich. I steal all your money and use it to buy the hill.



I claim the hill

You are in debt, and has no reserve of money left after buying the hill.
I bought the hill from you cuz you owe the bank>(me)

I claim the hill. With a solid financial fortress.

I claim the hill from you by helping bring about a regime change that makes your money useless, due to the new form of currency, and claim region "the hill" as the spot I govern in the name of my dictator.


I claim the hill.

The people who follow scott's government rebel, with me as their leader, we storm agents mansion killing his guards and him.

I claim the hill. Also things are quiet round here, most posts are from before febuary.

A massive Nazi military attack comes from the lake in front of the hill and stampedes over the hill, I sneak up behind them and kill everything with a mouse.

I claim the hill