King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

I Hijack the ghost and park it on top of Angus, then Blow it up with a Spartan Laser and a Rocket Launcher at the same time. I then T-Bag Angus into a fine red Powder. Which I eat.




I claim the hill.

I eat your stomach with the fork of truth

I claim the hill

i back stab you and nut_column with steve

I slash your face with a scimitar

I claim the hill

unfortunately, it's not Steve + Moon Dust so it only does 2d4 of damage... times 2...




I am still alive and I puke Acid onto both of you.



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i drop lava on you


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I AM LAVA PROOF, AND I PUKE LAVA ON YOU!




I don't claim the hill, I just puke lava on devil.

I jump out of the lava and throw a boomer vile at you the hoard kills you i then get the hoard to guard the hill.


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I become a smoker and pull you off the hill, and since you have no friends, noone can save you.





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I teleport the hill into my space ship's cargo hold and fly out of the system

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I chase you in the Millenium Falcon. Chewy shoots you down and I recover the hill, deliver it and Save Luke from Darth Vader.




I also Claim the hill.

i slice the millennium falcon into a million pieces with a light saber


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The millenium falcon's self destruct sequence activates and each piece of the millenium falcon explodes with the force of a 100 Megaton BOMB! I had ejected earlier and was on a different planet when it blew up and so was the hill. Devil however... wasn't...




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I explode a black hole, it becomes a white hole and gives me the hill

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I make a blue portal under the hill and an orange portal to drop the hill right by me in my underground cave that is guarded by turrets and soldiers. I then make the orange portal off the side of a cliff so if you go through it you go off the side of a cliff, I then build hot oil traps so that if anyone other than me goes near the hill then they have to swim through burning hot oil. I also put my potato battery robot next to my hill she is in charge of guarding the hill.



I claim the hill.

First, I kill you with my superpowerful sniper rifle with a range of 1 billion meters

As for your traps: I dodge



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(Im underground how do you snipe me and what of my guards and how do you know of my oil trap?)

I sneak up behind you through the back tunnel and backstab you with my lightsaber.

I claim the hill.

(He shoots through the ground obviously, and besides, he hax. He probably used an aimbot or something...)


I use Voices of the Damned on you, driving you insane.




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I use summoning circle on you instantly, which I can do since I made the cultist class spells, followed by a lash of pain before sending you to the lower planes.



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*ahem*

I take out the head demon, absorbing his power and then working my way down until I have the combined power of every demon in the lower planes (which I can control because of the macguffin I have.) I then rise and obliterate you and absorb your powers as well.



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I go and declare a peace tready while you all talk about it i hide and...



I claim the hill.

I Intelligently explain why I would not be interested in a peace treaty at this time. I then find Devil and ask how and or why he is no longer part of the hill. I kill him regardless.



I claim the hill.

I go to heaven, and using duplicity take the power of every angel up there. I then move around every other place I can, and absorb their powers too.
I beat you up, and kick sand in your face afterwards, making you cry and leave the hill



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I go and tell your parents what you did before realizing they'll just laugh at me. I then use my NERD RAGE to increase my power tenfold and tear your wings off and beat you to death with them. Assuming you have wings. Otherwise I just tear off somebody else's wings and beat you and them to death with them.



I claim the hill. (And got some pretty good Mantlepieces.)

I gore you to death with my antlers



I claim the hill