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My chat on omegle... more interesting then you might believe

Post by devilslayer on Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:48 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger: what?
You: NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN...
You: kill stranger
You: is what it says
You: ?
You: Kill stranger?
Stranger: okay no thanks i like you red
You: is what it says exactly
Stranger: CAUSING A COMMOTION 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!
You: kill stranger 2
You: but which one is number two, damnit
Stranger: ME!
You: THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA!
You: XD
Stranger: LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN!
You: Theyve got a kickass facial horn
Stranger: THEY STOP KUTHULU FROM EATING YEE
You: THEY'VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN*
Stranger: PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WIDE THEY'D BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT
Stranger: WHITE*
You: lol 1 hour version is soo long
Stranger: I LOVE IT I ACTUALLY MADE IT!
You: no you didnt
Stranger: yeah i posted it on my friends account
You: wait the 1 hour version or the song itself?
Stranger: the 1 hour long
You: okay
You: if you said the song itself, that would be a complete lie
Stranger: yeah i know
You: That guy is obviously too awesome for oimegle
You: omegle*
You: or human interaction at all, he just talks to narwhals
Stranger: yeah *forever alone* *and untalented*
You: lol, your not alone, the rest of the narwhal fans stand by your side
Stranger: and together we shall unite to rule the internet
You: as for untalented, sry bro, its the truth
You: that or a trap
You: "ITS A TRAP"
You: XD
Stranger: general ackbar
You: yes
You: lol I love being a nerd
Stranger: Same may the force be ever in your favor mr. potter - gandalf the chronicles of narnia
You: well... im going to assume you are stranger two and just... *I backstab stranger with a narwhal horn*.... "sorry"
You: lol soo many different movie/novels in one
Stranger: too bad i am you! dun dun dah!
You: Or, perhaps I am you
You: DUN DUN DAH!
Stranger: But if you are me, then i must be you
Stranger: DUN DUN DAHHHH!!!!
You: lol starwars, hunger games, harry potter, lord of the rings, and the chronicles of narnia, combined into one book, that book would surely be called awesomeness
You: But, thats not possible, for if i am you, you cant be I
You: Can you?
You: KKKAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: or it would be a futuristic war zone with talking animals wizards and a ring
You: NO, not a ring THE RING
You: lol the ring is a movie too
You: TRIVIA FTW
Stranger: Yes i can for being one with red is peace for in my existence i am blue and you are red but in your existence you are blue and i am red making us the same people.
You: NO, if you are blue and i am red... holy [censored]
You: thats amazing
Stranger: yes everyone on omegle is you.
You: DAMN, so what does that make the asker?
You: a perv?
Stranger: it makes him true inner peace
Stranger: blue and red conjoined
You: ... holy [censored], your right, its the only possible reality
Stranger: for the asker is black all colors combined he is a shade.
You: ... actually white is all colors
You: if you combine all colors of a rainbow, and retract it all into one beam of light, you get the color white
Stranger: if you take a box of pencil crayons and mix all the colors on a page you get black
Stranger: we have solved the internet
You: on the other hand, if you physically mix the colors that exist with paints, you get black, therefore black and white are the same thing
Stranger: therefore everything is you
You: AND I AM GOD... or just an intelligent man having an intelligent conversation with another intelligent man
Stranger: You are all.
You: I AM THE EMBODYMENT OF JUSTICE ITSELF, YOU CANNOT JUDGE ME!
Stranger: i can for i am you.
You: diablo 3 quote
You: But If you are I and I am you, what does that make us, like a fusion dance? (dbz)
You: too much trivia.................
Stranger: it makes us the asker
You: Your right... but how?
You: unless you knew everything from the begining
Stranger: but that would mean you did too
You: then... you are the embodiement of knowledge
Stranger: and so are you
Stranger: and so is the asker
You: ... Incredible
You: Its like indianna jones mixed with luke skywalker
Stranger: We have reached a higher level for we are an oracle
You: mixed with that one silent dude from hangover part 2
Stranger: we are them!
You: aka the asker
Stranger: they are us!
You: WE ARE HE, HE IS US
You: lol
Stranger: He is everything, you are everything, i am everything, we are everything.
You: im going to have to save this log, otherwise, this invaluable knowledge will be forgotten
You: XD
You: but then... what does that make everything... US
Stranger: it wont because you are it, will you be forgotten
You: DUH DUH DUN!!!!!
Stranger: and yes it does everything is us.
You: ...holy mind blowing [censored], and everyone thinks the internet is complicated
Stranger: that is because it is they who are complicated for they are the internet!
Stranger: but they are us!
You: wait, no they dont, because everyone is we, and we know everything...
Stranger: we are everything that ever is, was and will be!
You: ... this idea... this reality seems to make things even worse
Stranger: how so
You: that means that I am what I ate last night
You: I am everyone iv'e had sex with
Stranger: yes you are a self producing organism with urges
You: Yes, but if I am everything... how do i reproduce?
Stranger: you dont because if you do it will to become you!
You: and then, wouldnt I be my own child, my own grandchilkd even?
You: grand child*
Stranger: yes you are!
You: ... idiots will look at this and be confused, except we are everything, therefore we are idiots, but we know everything so we cant be idiots
Stranger: we just ARE
You: It is an unsolvable riddle, but we can solve every riddle...
Stranger: for we are every riddle
You: ... its impossible... but nothing is impossible
Stranger: we are everything but at the same time nothing.
You: Its one huge paradox, but we can see through paradoxes, causing infinite paradoxes.
Stranger: But we are those paradoxes
You: ... your right, so to solve the universe, we must firstly and lastly solve ourselves
Stranger: yes because we are the universe we are the meaning of life because we are life and holy [censored] did we just solve the meaning of life!!
You: But we already solved everything... so we solved ourselves, but we cant solve ourselves... SYSTEM ERROR, SYSTEM ERROR
Stranger: We are the meaning of life it's so clear now!
You: But that makes us He She and It, the world is our [censored]
Stranger: we are our [censored].
You: HOLY [censored]
You: We are correct
Stranger: We have finally done it
You: But thats not possible but it is, making nothing possible, everything possible, and us superheros
You: superheroes*
Stranger: yes it is true.
You: But it isnt true, because we, everything Is bothe true and false
You: both*
Stranger: yes for we have solved the meaning of life but we can not solve it at the same time
You: We solved everything, making more problems to solve because of it...
Stranger: yes would you like to see the basis of life?
You: WE ARE THE EMBODIEMENT OF EVERYTHING, WE CANNOT JUDGE OURSELVES, BUT WE HAVE TOO, BUT WE CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I would, but I already have, stupid you, We have already seen everything
Stranger: here it is
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: yes because we are it!!
You: but that means... STUPID US... we can be but we cant be, we are but we arent, we are intelligent but stupid
You: Its all clear now
Stranger: we just are and at the same time equally not
You: The fogs have been lifted, The problems have been solved, but the fogs haven't shifted, and the problems are still waiting to be solved
You: ... this all seems to be one big repeat of our whole convorsation
Stranger: yes exactly but at the same time not
Stranger: it is
You: I wonder what the great minds of the worlds would think of this, except i dont, because I am they, and I am you, and they are I, and you are I
Stranger: and we think but we dont
You: ... well its about time we end this i think... NARHWALS!!!!
You have disconnected.

(sorry for the censored parts, the swears were just us talking so)

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Re: My chat on omegle... more interesting then you might believe

Post by agentaaa on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:00 pm

XD we have the censoring system there so we don't have to do anything about it, no worries. Surprisingly funny, Devil. I'm certain it was all the other guys's doing, of course.

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Re: My chat on omegle... more interesting then you might believe

Post by devilslayer on Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:02 am

Sadly yes

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