Final Exodus: Dark Reality
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

DIVORCE VS MURDER

Go down

DIVORCE  VS MURDER Empty DIVORCE VS MURDER

Post by blue Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:49 pm

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


blue
Newbie
Newbie

Female Number of posts : 95
Age : 29
Location : canada
Reputation : 10
Registration date : 2011-01-26

Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum