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If you were god...

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Post by NemesisQ Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:13 pm

Like the thread title says, what will you do if you were god?

I would...

Smite Muammar Gaddafi
Create 10,000,00 Tornado around the world
Create a massive earthquake
Levitate land into the sky for eternity
Create time machine so I can read future chapters of my favourite manga's without waiting.
Death penalty will be lifted
Bring aliens to earth, and turn it into a hunting game.
Transformer's exist, and they are fighting on earth
Jesus Vs Moses!! ( on earth )
90% of Earth surface is now water
Turn a city Venice style
create a zombie apocalypse
Create a rat apocalypse
Manipulate land, and bring it back together into Pangaea
DeathGod's exist
Every being on earth is immortal
Clouds can be slept on
Unlimited amount of cakes.
And so on...


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Post by Angusm3 Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:42 pm

Jaffa cakes for all
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Post by agentaaa Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:51 pm

Many more people would come to the gathering, visionarys like Stephen Hawking and John madden(Just kidding on that last one) and we would be a popular, cultured gathering.
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Post by NemesisQ Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:42 am

I would build an army of holy squirrel warriors.
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:55 am

Which would be eaten by my army of holy cat warriors
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Post by devilslayer Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:06 am

i would force nemesis out of his cave.
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:08 am

I would force YO MOMMA out of Nemesis' cave.
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Post by devilslayer Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:11 am

i would destroy agents house and everything he likes at all.
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:20 am

I would Destroy Devil's house and everything he likes at all... Including HIMSELF!
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Post by NemesisQ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:51 am

I would use my powers to disfigure your body.
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:38 am

I would use my powers to disfigure your mind.
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Post by Quantum Rain Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:17 pm

I would use my powers to ban you all.

Oh wait, I can already do that... I AM A GOD! DUM DUM DUMMMM!
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:11 pm

I would use my powers to prevent lame jokes like that.
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Post by NemesisQ Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:09 pm

I would use my power to make you say jokes like that, for the rest of your life.

I would also lend my godly hands to the thread " Your favourite Video", and change cats kill for fun to cats kill out of fear.


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Post by agentaaa Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:34 am

Little do you know, due to the mechanisms of cat proximity, you sadly cannot do that.

If I were god, I'd Make Angus post in avalon already!
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Post by devilslayer Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:23 pm

if i were god i would stop nemesis from posting those stupid emotes.(no offence).
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Post by agentaaa Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:53 pm

If I were god, I'd give Devilslayer tolerance.
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Post by blue Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:03 pm

i would do crazy stuff.

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Post by agentaaa Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:58 pm

I would eat brains, and since I'm god, doing so would make the practice acceptable amongst humans.
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Post by devilslayer Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:56 am

if I were god I would tell one random man he was my son and laugh as he ran around yelling "I AM JESUS SON OF GOD!".
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Post by agentaaa Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:44 pm

If I were god, I'd tell Devilslayer that, and watch as he ran around yelling "Feaw me mortals, for I am Youw god! now, do as I say, or I'll incinerate you!"
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Post by Angusm3 Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:57 pm

in "i'll incinerate you" you should have had "I'ww incinewate youww"
sorry devil but I just don't understand it, you sound like elmer fudd and it's awesome.
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Post by agentaaa Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:34 pm

indeed. it actually IS a pretty cool accent.
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