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Post by Angusm3 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:08 pm

Current: deathcon 3









Deathcon 1: The entire populace is overrun, stick together and stay out of densely populated areas

Deathcon 2: They're everywhere but it's entirely possible to survive on your own as long as you keep a low profile and have lots of barbed wire

Deathcon 3: The infection is just beginning, start stocking up now

Deathcon 4: All is clear but try to stay away from the latest "swin/avian" flu

Deathcon 5: You are completely safe, so go ahead and bathe in your local lagoon without any worries Wink


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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by Quantum Rain on Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:01 pm

Erm... once it reaches 2, you do realize that it would become a mute point for someone to look at this or for someone to update it, right? Don't know about you, but checking my facebook page online and changing my status from "I'm having a nice sunny day" to "I'm running for my life so I don't get eaten by bloody, crazed, suicidal, homocidal zombie freaks of nature!" would be the last thing to do on my bucket list for the day.

Secondly...zombies don't exist, save for the voodoo ones, but those are basically brain damaged humans, and they don't eat flesh...

Still, go right ahead and keep the thread if you want, just my opinions really...save for the top one.
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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by Angusm3 on Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:45 pm

Zombies will probably exist, but only a little beyond that of voodoo tribes

think about all those tech advances...

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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by agentaaa on Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:03 am

www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com
awesome site, and has real advice useful in any sort of survival

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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by Shemuel on Sun May 01, 2011 7:01 pm

Moot point not the correct thing to say.
Un-bloody-likely! is the correct reaction to Angus' statement.

But to humour you Angus, where is it breaking out, then?

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Post by agentaaa on Mon May 02, 2011 5:45 am

I am entirely certain we are not at defcon 3, and in fact are at defcon 5

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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by Angusm3 on Mon May 02, 2011 4:58 pm

agentaaa wrote:I am entirely certain we are not at defcon 3, and in fact are at defcon 5

you WANT to bathe in your local lagoon?!
it's at Defcon 3 because people should always be preparing and even if this site is their measly little warning bell then good enough, at least I may have saved said people from some unknown disaster

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Post by Angusm3 on Mon May 02, 2011 5:01 pm

Shemuel wrote:Moot point not the correct thing to say.
Un-bloody-likely! is the correct reaction to Angus' statement.

But to humour you Angus, where is it breaking out, then?

All over the place, such as [DATA EXPUNGED] or [REDACTED] and let's not forget [THIS PART OF THE DOCUMENT WAS LOST IN A LIGHTNING STORM]

See? tonnes of [EXPLITIVE] outbreaks

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Post by agentaaa on Mon May 02, 2011 5:07 pm

I HAVE bathed in the local pond, as we have no lagoon
anyways, we should stock up at defcon 5 or at least 4, not 3, due to
http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/The+Panic

...oh dear god, now the link is spreading outwards, past the wikis limits.

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Re: Official zombie threat level

Post by Angusm3 on Mon May 02, 2011 5:09 pm

in event of an emergency, pick up a gun and foll ow the instructions on one of the three animations in my signature

HAVE A NICe DAYYYYYYYY

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