(not really, I wrote that instantly after reading Datas wish, with no planning whatsoever. I'm just that good at making stuff up.

granted, you go into a coma, and are kept alive for thousands of years. you eventually die and go to heaven, but you are in a coma there too. also, some kids put boogers all over your eyelids while you are sleepping.


I wish i had epilepsy

Granted yo can't play video games or watch movies

I wish my cat would let me type with both hands

granted, your parents wont let you now.


i wish for the joker, batman, and all the other cool characters to do another ultimate showdown, like the first one here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

Granted you go deaf and blind before it happens and your mute and you can't speak brail

I wish for ...

granted, all three dots come off the screen, steal your wallet, kick you in the crotch, and steal your identity.
They frame you for murder of three kids and you get sent to prison. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris randomly gets angry at the convicts at the prison you are in. he drop kicks the prison from a plane, and there is little left but a crater. an ambulance gets to you in time, though you are just barely alive. the ambulance medics help you a little, and your condition becomes stable, although you are doomed to become a vegetable for all your life. the ambulance crashes, however, and all the paramedics then die. a scalpel comes out of a medics hands, landing and stabbing into your crotch. the doors then open, as their hinges fall off, and as you are on a slant, your stretcher falls out. you fall down a canyon into a cheese vat, where you slowly suffocate and die. everybody DOES say that the cheese from that vat Was the most delicious in the load you were in.

Granted you know who can kill people who don't make a wish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN2Bx_LK2io

I wish my book was done well

Granted. Here you go.

*hands you a still-burning version of your book*

I wish I had more people to help me with the 3-D modeling part of Earth-Link Zero.

Granted They only design inappropriate stuff

I wish for grain

granted, its tainted and makes zombies out of all who touch it.

I wish I had an large amount of bacon

granted your a vegetarian now

I wish for a super massive black hole to eat the earth with me still on it

granted, it teleports you to a place where polar bears hold true mastery over the earth, and we are used as slaves.


I wish my dog wasn't so good at begging us out of food.

granted he begs you for beer

I wish for luck

(She, not he)


granted, you get bad luck, and michael moore picks you up, chains you to the wall, and makes you his drink slave.


I wish Michael Moore didn't have a weight problem.

granted

all of the fat is put in your super big mac. you ate it and became verrrrrrry fat

i wish that world of war craft was a fps

Granted, you lose your eyes and are unable to play it.

I wish I was one left sock richer.